Posted on 07/02/2017 1:22:46 PM PDT by Trillian
Oscar Mayer has made a new addition to its "WienerFleet."
On Monday, the iconic hot dog maker — perhaps best known for its legendary Weinermobile — announced the debut of the WeinerDrone.
The "first unmanned hot dog-carrying aircraft" is designed to carry and deliver one hot dog at a time, dropping the weiner into the hands of customers in remote locations from the sky.
The WeinerDrone, along with the Weinermobile and the rest of the WeinerFleet, is traveling around the US this summer to deliver hot dogs and highlight Oscar Mayer's new recipe. In May, the company announced it had removed nitrates and artificial preservatives from its entire line of hot dogs.
"We're committed to getting our new hot dog in everyone’s hands — and going to great lengths to do this. We knew that was a job for more than just our existing Wienermobile," Oscar Mayer's head of marketing, Greg Guidotti, said in a statement. "So, we’ve expanded our Oscar Mayer fleet, ensuring every American can taste the new recipe because we believe everyone deserves a better hot dog."
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Marketing suggestion: “You need a weiner” in ads targeted at trans-sexuals.
“You lost your weiner. Try one of ours.”
Sounds like a plan. What could go wrong???
They desperately need this carrier in China.
I think Huma Abedin copyrighted that phrase.
Marketing to Idiots;
” Our Dogs have more Molecules!”
A hot dog delivered by model aircraft. Sounds wholesome.
Bigus Dickus
And Venezuela.
” to carry and deliver one hot dog at a time, dropping the weiner into the hands of customers in remote locations from the sky. “
Now we can all die; because we have seen the pinnacle of the human race achieved.
No flying cars; but we have this.
Oscar Mayer has created a ‘WienerDrone’ —
Thought that was the former NY congress critter.
Huma Weiner missed her opportunity to name her son. First name Oscar, middle name Meyer. Too late now.
Yeah, I was holding out for a cancer cure or interplanetary space flight, but this is better.
Regular Oscar Meyer hot dogs contain pork, so Huma’s Imam would frown on that.
We now can say -
It’s literally raining Catsup and Dogs!
“Hot dog-carrying aircraft?” Nothing new here. See “Top Gun.”
Somehow I just knew I’d find Anthony Weiner jokes here.
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