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Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
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| Alex Lindor
Posted on 07/06/2017 7:44:28 AM PDT by irish guard
Based on the size of the wrench, I don't think his last name was Hung
Was he trying to loosen a nut or is he just Hard Up???
Have at it FreeRepublic
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bellcurve; napl
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To: irish guard
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:46:31 AM PDT
by
MarchonDC09122009
(When is our next march on DC? When have we had enough?)
To: irish guard
This is gonna be an awesome thread
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:46:52 AM PDT
by
This_Dude
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
Show him a pic of the wookie, it’ll slide right out.
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:47:20 AM PDT
by
rsobin
To: irish guard
The key is at the end of this sentence:
“Reports fail to state how exactly the wrench got on there in the first place, though it is mentioned that the man is a bachelor.”
To: MarchonDC09122009
Poor guy is 37 years old....none of the people in that room are even laughing. C’mon, this is some funny stuff
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
Have him look at nekkid pictures of prominent American feminists. Eventually the “member” should shrink enough to extract it.
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:47:49 AM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
To: irish guard
Perhaps he wanted to become a eunuch and work at the Imperial Palace.
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:48:29 AM PDT
by
C19fan
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
A Box Wrench?Maybe a socket (to me).
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:49:01 AM PDT
by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(I enjoy vodka, caviar, and salads with Russian dressing. Investigate me.)
To: irish guard
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:49:16 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Reset Underway!)
To: irish guard
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:49:22 AM PDT
by
deadrock
(I is someone else.)
To: Pearls Before Swine
*Untold Stories of the ER*
I read the title as :*Chinese Man Gets Wench Stuck on Penis*
Oopsie.
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:50:19 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The LSN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
sounds like a pipe wrench.
a box wrench would work for his nuts
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:50:40 AM PDT
by
dontreadthis
(I finally came up with this tagline)
To: irish guard
The doctor explained to him that if he is desperate find a wench.
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:51:07 AM PDT
by
deadrock
(I is someone else.)
To: irish guard
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:52:06 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: irish guard
Maybe he was trying to see if it was a fertile Crescent.
To: This_Dude
This is gonna be an awesome thread
Would that be a 1/4-20 thread?
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:53:01 AM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(#CNNblackmail - CNN commits extortion, violates 1st Amendment Rights of others)
To: irish guard
To: irish guard
Was he trying to loosen a nut?
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