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Elgin, Illinois Man Booked A Prostitute - And She Turns Out To Be His Wife
Telegraph Sun ^ | 8/14/2017

Posted on 08/15/2017 5:58:33 PM PDT by Beave Meister

A 52 year old man in Elgin, Illinois was taken by surprise after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 19 years.

The man had been using the site for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Last weekend, the man told his wife he was going out drinking with work colleagues, when in reality he was traveling to a motel on the outskirts of town.

Upon checking into the motel the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new "27-year old" woman who caught his attention.

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1 posted on 08/15/2017 5:58:34 PM PDT by Beave Meister
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To: Beave Meister

Oh no, oh hell no.


2 posted on 08/15/2017 5:59:39 PM PDT by the_individual2014
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To: Beave Meister

Do you like pina-collatas ...


3 posted on 08/15/2017 5:59:44 PM PDT by 11th_VA (Kudos to President Trump for denouncing ALL violence)
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To: Beave Meister

marriage is just awesome.


4 posted on 08/15/2017 5:59:50 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Beave Meister

If you like piña coladas...


5 posted on 08/15/2017 6:00:10 PM PDT by Codeflier (Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump - 5 democrat presidents in a row and counting...)
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To: Beave Meister

“If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you´re not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I´m the love that you´ve looked for, write to me, and escape”…


6 posted on 08/15/2017 6:00:29 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Beave Meister

This is like that Rupert Holmes song, but with gobs of sleaze added to it.

Instead of pina coladas in the rain, it is Thunderbird in a Motel 6.


7 posted on 08/15/2017 6:00:49 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: PGR88

Same story circulating for various locations. Shaggy dog story


8 posted on 08/15/2017 6:01:35 PM PDT by rstrahan
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To: Beave Meister

“Not tonight honey, I’m tired.”

“Yeah, me too.”


9 posted on 08/15/2017 6:01:57 PM PDT by moovova
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To: Beave Meister

“Not tonight honey, I’m tired.”

“Yeah, me too.”


10 posted on 08/15/2017 6:02:06 PM PDT by moovova
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To: Beave Meister

...and he paid her $1,000 for the best sex of their married life!


11 posted on 08/15/2017 6:02:15 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Beave Meister

I hate when that happens.


12 posted on 08/15/2017 6:02:41 PM PDT by Mr. Blond
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To: Codeflier

Babooshka !!!


13 posted on 08/15/2017 6:02:45 PM PDT by Zeneta
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To: Beave Meister

Oh my, and then there was that famous 1979 courtroom scene with Judith Light in “One Life to Live”, lol.


14 posted on 08/15/2017 6:02:49 PM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("If I had to go to war again, I'd bring lacrosse players" Conn Smythe)
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To: Beave Meister

This would be my luck..................


15 posted on 08/15/2017 6:02:49 PM PDT by Viking2002 ("If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - John Steinbeck)
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To: Beave Meister

Ironically, he would’ve come out much cheaper if he had hired her every time they had relations, instead of marrying her.


16 posted on 08/15/2017 6:04:27 PM PDT by zipper (In their heart of hearts, every Democrat is a communist)
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To: Beave Meister

Best laugh all day.

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17 posted on 08/15/2017 6:05:04 PM PDT by Mears
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To: rstrahan

Newspaper editors have long circulated known (and exposed) urban legends.

Fake News is nothing new.


18 posted on 08/15/2017 6:05:29 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Bill Clinton and Al Gore took illegal campaign contributions from the Chi-Coms and 'nobody' cared..)
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To: Beave Meister

Was she really 27 years old?


19 posted on 08/15/2017 6:06:25 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: Beave Meister

This must be contagious. This is the 12th or 13th time I’ve heard of this happening this month alone.


20 posted on 08/15/2017 6:06:31 PM PDT by txeagle
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