Skip to comments.(VANITY). Write your best conspiracy theory about the entire cabinet
Posted on 09/09/2017 10:01:20 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
The entire cabinet is headed to Camp DAVID this weekend for a meeting.
It sounds like a "corporate Come To Jesus" retreat.
But for fun, put on your Tom Clancy, Vince Flynn, or Brad Thor (Or Travis McGee) hat and come up with another reason why the entire executive branch will be there, together.
I think they are in a bunker to avoid the solar storm hitting us.
Or they are plotting the invasion of North Korea.
Or someone is pitching AMWAY.
Well I too thought it was mysterious that Trump would be having a full cabinet meeting at Camp David on a Saturday. My gut feeling tells me that something is up with regard to North Korea.
Free bagels & cream cheese.
Maybe they’ve decided to shoot down the missile numbnuts is set to launch.
Man that has North Korea written alll over it, I’d say.
Trump recognizes the huge opportunity being presented to the nation regarding the hurricane recoveries. He is going to demand ...no red tape for getting the major cities back up and running.
Second, he is going to demand loyalty to the agenda. End of story.
North Korea is supposed to launch an ICBM today.
One day Trump finds a wardrobe that transports him to a political world called Narnia. After coming back, he soon returns to Narnia with Bannon, Flynn, and the cowardly lion Pribus. There they join in the fight against the evil White Witch, Nan and her henchmen in Congress.
It’s like the final scene in a Nero Wolfe mystery. Everyone is gathered around the table while the evidence is reviewed and the murderer is announced. Someone is going to pay for taking that last slice of pizza.
A group discussion of Hillary’s new book.
A group discussion of Hillarys new book.
OK. Despite being totally wrong about the meeting you still get the Best Answer Prize.
And of course I could be wrong and you could be correct. A rare event but it has been known to happen.
They are comparing notes and setting the price of orange juice after Irma knocks off all the oranges from the trees.
So long as they aren’t out in the woods by a fire engaging in pagan rituals, I think we’re good.
It was a cute idea until you stuck that idiot never Trumper Brad Thor in there, spit.
It’s NK and the rest is the usual golly old good time of determining the easiest way to continue keeping a lid on the powder keg. Everyone I know is beyond peeved
When pulling the plug to drain the swamp, the first things to be flushed out are the ugly bottom-feeders, aka The Deep State...Maxine Waters...and Obama appointees that need to leave.
Remember that scene in the movie The Wind And The Lion where Teddy Roosevelt is working on his marksmanship skills?
They’re having a team building exercise and they’re working on their marksmanship skills.
They have targets with Kim Il Whatever on them.
“Ooohhhh....Zinke! You shot him right in his Long Dong Missile!”
Even better. Hillary is beginning her book tour at Camp David, and she’s giving a group discount. And throwing in free day old bagels. Oy vey!
Ummm....because they want to have a meeting???
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