Posted on 09/30/2017 1:46:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
By Bang Published Friday, September 29, 2017 A desperate bride married herself after searching for 20 years to find Mr Right.
Laura Mesi, 40, arranged a wedding in Lissone, in Italy, where she married herself in a one-off ceremony, because she had struggled to find love after 20 years, the La Repubblica newspaper reports.
The fitness instructor had reportedly always dreamed of having a fairytale wedding, and she made her own wishes come true as she donned a traditional wedding dress, had a group of bridesmaids by her side and a ring that she gave to herself on her special day.
She told the newspaper: "I told friends and family that if I had not found my soul-mate by my 40th birthday I would marry myself.
"If one day I find a man with whom I can plan a future I'll be happy, but my happiness does not depend on him.
"This is my fairytale wedding - only without a Price Charming."
Laura paid around £8,700 for the ceremony and she is able to divorce herself any time, but for the meantime she will be spending some time alone on her honeymoon in Egypt.
Did her parents have to pay for this wedding?
Well, at least she can leave all of her worldly possessions to herself after she dies.
psy·cho·sissīˈkōsəs/noun
"According to my opinion, and the opinions of many defectors of my caliber, only about 15% of time, money, and manpower is spent on espionage as such. The other 85% is a slow process which we call either ideological subversion, active measures, or psychological warfare. What it basically means is: to change the perception of reality of every American that despite of the abundance of information no one is able to come to sensible conclusions in the interest of defending themselves, their families, their community, and their country.It's a great brainwashing process which goes very slow and is divided into four basic stages.The first stage being "demoralization".It takes from 15 to 20 years to demoralize a nation. Why that many years? Because this is the minimum number of years required to educate one generation of students in the country of your enemy exposed to the ideology of [their] enemy. In other words, Marxism-Leninism ideology is being pumped into the soft heads of at least 3 generation of American students without being challenged or counterbalanced by the basic values of Americanism; American patriotism.Most of the activity of the department [KGB] was to compile huge amount / volume of information, on individuals who were instrumental in creating public opinion. Publisher, editors, journalists, uh actors, educationalists, professors of political science. Members of parliament, representatives of business circles.Most of these people were divided roughly into two groups: those who would tow the Soviet foreign policy, they would be promoted to positions of power through media and public manipulation; [and] those who refuse the Soviet influence in their own country would be character assassinated OR executed physically, come Revolution. "--KGB Defector Yuri Bezmenov--Soviet Subversion of the Free Press (Ideological subversion, Destabilization, CRISIS - and the KGB)
She looks like Charlie Sheen’s former girlfriend.
Why are there so many mentally ill people these days.
Too few people are into the bible.
We know why she hasn’t been able to find a husband.
I predict this marriage won’t last very long.
Run away, not today, disco lady...
Well, I hope that if she ever does find the right guy, she doesn’t have to go through a messy divorce from herself.
When she divorces herself will it be due to irreconcilable differences?
The ultimate narcissist.
The wedding night is gonna be well, weird
For that matter,I *love* Italy so maybe I should consider getting Italy's equivalent of a Green Card. ;-)
Seems like there was another woman who did the same thing a few years ago.
Where does she fit on the crazy/hot matrix?
Perfect birth control.
Maybe they should get together.
Would it be cheating?
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