I would probably never be able to date at my age because as a mature adult over 50 you actually care about other people’s feelings.
As a cocky 18-year old you’re fine with the Homer Simpson blow-off. “Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU!”
One of the best Homer Simpson lines of all time (and there are so many)!
I do like this one:
“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
Actually the opposite is true.