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Bender's NFL LIVE THREAD Week 15

Posted on 12/12/2017 9:06:31 AM PST by Impy

Bender's NFL LIVE THREAD Week 15

Thursday, Dec 14, 2017 (All times Eastern)

Denver at Indianapolis 8:25 pm
NFLN (& NBC) Lucas Oil Stadium

Saturday, Dec 16, 2017

Chicago at Detroit 4:30 pm
NFLN Ford Field

L.A. Chargers at Kansas City 8:25 pm
NFLN Arrowhead Stadium

Sunday, Dec 17, 2017

Arizona at Washington 1:00 pm
FOX FedEx Field

Baltimore at Cleveland 1:00 pm
CBS FirstEnergy Stadium

Cincinnati at Minnesota 1:00 pm
CBS U.S. Bank Stadium

Green Bay at Carolina 1:00 pm
FOX Bank of America Stadium

Houston at Jacksonville 1:00 pm
FOX EverBank Field

Miami at Buffalo 1:00 pm
CBS New Era Field

N.Y. Jets at New Orleans 1:00 pm
CBS Mercedes-Benz Superdome

Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants 1:00 pm
FOX MetLife Stadium

L.A. Rams at Seattle 4:05 pm
FOX CenturyLink Field

New England at Pittsburgh 4:25 pm
CBS Heinz Field

Tennessee at San Francisco 4:25 pm
CBS Levi's Stadium

Dallas at Oakland 8:30 pm
NBC Oakland Coliseum

Monday, Dec 18, 2017

Atlanta at Tampa Bay 8:30 pm
ESPN Raymond James Stadium

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Well Belly Button Chick, No One saw last night's win by the Phins coming. No One saw our Bearlies winning either, though I chock that one up the Bengals new mascot David Wu.

"That picture is older than half my body parts. I'm more interested in the Pats game, what the hell happend?"

"I'll field that one Sasha."

Dolphins Quarterback Jay Cutler! Her name's not Sasha.

"She looks like a Sasha. I like that name, I'm gonna call my next kid that, boy or girl. I'm a douche, aren't I? I gave all my kids awful Generation Snowflake names. Anyhow, it was the throwback jersey I wore, you see it....actually maybe my friend Al could explain better. Al?"

"Sure thing, Jay. You see folks, the jersey utilizes the latest in space age technology to allow 1984 Dan Marino to 'Quantum Leap' into Jay's body. Also, I put something in Brady's water bottle to give him diarrhea."

"Why would you do such a thing, you scurvy dog!"

"Time travel is difficult to explain Mr. Commish, suffice it say that it was quite neccessary to prevent Nazi time agents from stealing the Death Star Plans out of Coach Belichick's playbook. Also, I put 15 large on Miami."

"I haven't felt so violated since Lois Einhorn dug her gun into my hip."

"Dan Marino? Aren't you that old QB in that hideous Mastercard™ commercial with that short chick with the huge gozongas from that sitcom that got cancelled?"

"What? No! That's Joe Montana. Don't judge him too harshly, his wife rang up a HUUUUUUGE Mastercard™ bill, she has a bad faberge egg habit. This was the only way he could pay it off. It was a Don Draper ad, at age 80 he's just not what he used to be."

Well, thank you for stopping by fellas. Sad news to report as Eagles QB Carson Wentz is out for the year with a torn ACL. He's a devout Christian and all-around good guy. :/

"Oh well, sucks 2b him. Mr. Commissioner, I demand you force the Eagles to hire Colin Kaepernick to replace him, right now. Collusion!!!! Collusion!!!"

Ser Charles Barkley! By what rights does a former bball player intefere in this matter?

"I speak on belhalf of all jackass media clowns who immediately brought up Kaepernick before Wentz was even in the lockeroom! Do as we say, Captain Smith!"

"Arrg, I don't know who this fellow is, Alexa who is Colin Kaepernick?"

"Here's something I found on Wikipedia, Hemorrhoids, also called Piles, are vascular structures in the **** canal."

"Ha! I knew all you White Echo Dots were racist!"

"Before anyone makes fun of me again I'd like to point at that while I do stink 4 games out of every 5, I'm a loyal patriotic Trump supporter unlike Mr. Milk Dud head over here!"

"Why you honkey! Vote Doug Jones for Senate, Roy Moore is tuuuuuuuuurrible!"

"You are no true knight, Ser."

"What's wrong with you King honkey? It's spelled 'Sir'! I could do with having less honkeys around!"


"Hey Al, what kind of phone is that you got there? That's not the one that catches on fire, is it? Impy, that's what I want for Christmas!"

Ok, I'll take out a 2nd mortgage to get you that, doll. One final thing, a shout out to ace return specialist Devin Hester , who's annouced his retirement. Who knows how many more kickoff return TDs he would have had if Roggy the Clown didn't act to ruin one of the most exciting plays in football.

1 posted on 12/12/2017 9:06:31 AM PST by Impy
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To: Bender2; big'ol_freeper; Rummyfan; al_c; Enterprise; Cletus.D.Yokel; kosciusko51; ...
Bender's NFL Thread: Ping

2 posted on 12/12/2017 9:08:03 AM PST by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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To: Impy

Okay, was it my imagination or did Brady sulk off the field last night without shaking Jay Cutler’s hand?

3 posted on 12/12/2017 9:13:41 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (A year in Arizona... and I haven't burst into flames yet.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I didn’t see that part, but after that performance I wouldn’t be surprised. I think Pittsburgh will win the AFC.

4 posted on 12/12/2017 9:16:41 AM PST by rdl6989
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To: All


5 posted on 12/12/2017 9:17:15 AM PST by mulder1 ("It is not the critic that matters" "Loose lips sink ships.")
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To: All

Screw the NFL and piss on anyone who supports them in any way.

6 posted on 12/12/2017 9:21:13 AM PST by TheTimeOfMan (A time for peace and a time for war)
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To: Impy

What is an “NFL”?

7 posted on 12/12/2017 9:26:03 AM PST by Angels27
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To: Angels27

Non-Fermi liquid, don’t ask me to explain, that stuff goes right over my head.

8 posted on 12/12/2017 9:38:12 AM PST by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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To: TheTimeOfMan

Hopefully someone will post pictures of the empty Giants stadium on Sunday—since I won’t be watching.

The Giants picked a great year to croak—my boycott continues for five upcoming Goodell years so don’t bother rebuilding, guys!

9 posted on 12/12/2017 9:51:54 AM PST by cgbg (Hidden behind the social justice warrior mask is corruption and sexual deviance.)
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To: rdl6989

I haven’t seen a worse game from the Patriots since the days they were the laughing stock of the league. I loved it.

10 posted on 12/12/2017 10:02:13 AM PST by sparklite2 (I hereby designate the ongoing kerfuffle Diddle-Gate.)
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To: Angels27

“NFL” is the code for threads where freepers can virtue signal that they have no interest in football, but display an interest by posting on the threads. This is called ‘cognitive dissonance,’ or ‘Look at me, Ma!’

11 posted on 12/12/2017 10:05:31 AM PST by sparklite2 (I hereby designate the ongoing kerfuffle Diddle-Gate.)
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To: Impy

Denver at X Indianapolis X Brisset > Trevor I forget his name
Chicago at X Detroit X
L.A. Chargers at X Kansas City X Because Chargers — their 74 remaining fans are hopeful now
Arizona at X Washington X
X Baltimore X at Cleveland
Cincinnati at X Minnesota X
Green Bay at X Carolina X Green Bay fans discover irony
Houston at X Jacksonville X
Miami at X Buffalo X “What is the white stuff out here?”
N.Y. Jets at X New Orleans X
X Philadelphia X at N.Y. Giants
L.A. Rams at X Seattle X
X New England X at Pittsburgh Because Beelzu-Bill
Tennessee at X San Francisco X
X Dallas X at Oakland
X Atlanta X at Tampa Bay

12 posted on 12/12/2017 10:22:07 AM PST by L,TOWM (I don't have a preference for politician or a party. I have God and His standards.)
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Thurs.: Colts, both are missing a QB
Saturday: Lions, Chargers
Browns to finally win one
Vikings for their 11th win and clinch the North
Jags as their D romps over Houston
Fins for 2 straight
Iggles, even without Wentz
Pats to keep in front of Pitts
Titans, and Mariota may throw for 200, maybe even 300
Dallas on Sun. night
Falcons fly over Tampa on MNF

13 posted on 12/12/2017 10:38:07 AM PST by darkangel82
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I am rooting for Bryce Petty to succeed with the Jets at QB. He’s a good young man made of the right stuff. Go BP.

14 posted on 12/12/2017 10:38:51 AM PST by tflabo
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To: SandyInSeattle

He should have sulked all the way home.

If they try to play like that on Sunday, it will be a long afternoon for Pats fans.

15 posted on 12/12/2017 10:40:39 AM PST by Vermont Lt (Burn. It. Down.)
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To: Impy

Denver[X] at Indianapolis - Two teams going in the wrong direction. The question is which coach gets fired first...

Chicago at Detroit[X] - Detroit still has a playoff chance, but needs to win this one first.

L.A. Chargers at Kansas City[X] - Going with the home team, especially if it is cold in KC. But I’m not sure the last time I picked a KC game correctly...

Arizona at Washington[X] - Again, cold weather favors the home team.

Baltimore[X] at Cleveland - The Nevermores get their revenge on the hapless Browns.

Cincinnati at Minnesota[X] - Minnesota working to secure a first-round bye.

Green Bay[X] at Carolina - I think Green Bay makes it tough for Cam. My upset of the week.

Houston at Jacksonville[X] - J’ville has a legitimate shot of getting the second seed, especially if NE loses to PIT.

Miami at Buffalo[X] - Yet again, cold weather favors the home team.

N.Y. Jets at New Orleans[X] - NO at home vs. a Jets team with an unproven QB.

Philadelphia[X] at N.Y. Giants - Even without Wentz, I still think the Iggles are the better team.

L.A. Rams[X] at Seattle - Seattle has shown they are beatable at home.

New England at Pittsburgh[X] - Coming into this game, which is worse: barely beating your division rival, or losing to a division rival? If Pittsburgh’s D can harass Brady like Miami did, then they have a good chance of winning. It may come down to the last possession.

Tennessee[X] at San Francisco - Tennessee’s chances of getting into the playoffs are fading, and this is a must win for them.

Dallas[X] at Oakland - Dallas has to win out if they want to make the playoffs. Oakland needs a miracle to make it.

Atlanta[X] at Tampa Bay - ATL still has a shot of winning their division.

16 posted on 12/12/2017 10:43:33 AM PST by kosciusko51
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To: Impy; Bender2

Thursday, Dec 14, 2017

Saturday, Dec 16, 2017
L.A. Chargers

Sunday, Dec 17, 2017
New Orleans
N.Y. Giants
L.A. Rams

Monday, Dec 18, 2017

17 posted on 12/12/2017 11:09:43 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: darkangel82

You missed

Green Bay/Carolina and

N.Y. Jets/New Orleans

18 posted on 12/12/2017 11:18:21 AM PST by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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To: Impy
BBG came to me in a dream and said there was a good chance that Miami would beat N.E. By then it was too late to change though. I don't see this week as being any better than LAST week, so I might as well jump in now.

Kansas City
New Orleans
San Francisco
Tampa Bay

19 posted on 12/12/2017 11:55:48 AM PST by Enterprise (Do away with all symbols of past slavery. Start with the Democrat Party.)
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To: Enterprise

If there's any team that needs to go back to their old look, it's the Dolphins.

20 posted on 12/12/2017 12:00:06 PM PST by dfwgator
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