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To: G Larry

The Men are probably happier too :^)


4 posted on 12/13/2017 7:29:58 PM PST by crusher2013
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To: crusher2013
You know why the average husband dies 7 years before his wife?

God's giving the guy a break before eternity really kicks in!

6 posted on 12/13/2017 7:33:08 PM PST by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: crusher2013

In 2011, life expectancy at birth was 78.7 years for the total U.S. population, 76.3 years for males, and 81.1 years for females.

Males don’t live as long (presumably because we’re married to females).

;)


12 posted on 12/13/2017 7:37:12 PM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: crusher2013

Churchill to the woman who told him if he was her husband she would give him a poisoned beverage-—

“If I was your husband I would drink it!”


15 posted on 12/13/2017 7:38:40 PM PST by BlueDragon
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To: crusher2013

If you were my husband, I would poison your tea!

If you were my wife, I would drink it!


59 posted on 12/13/2017 9:00:52 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Conservatives love America for what it is. Liberals hate America for the same reason.)
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