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Jingle Bells!
12/26/2017
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 12/26/2017 6:15:01 AM PST by Lazamataz
MY version of Jingle Bells:
"Allow notice of the aural input of rapidly-vibrating brass-handled klaxons,
"Allow notice of the aural input of rapidly-vibrating brass-handled klaxons,
"Allow notice of the aural input of rapidly-vibrating brass-handled klaxons, to the entirety of the experience,
"It is somewhat pleasurable to purchase and experience livery in a single-equine-mammal-powered snow-capable transportation unit with no side-panels or roofing.
"Travelling rapidly through frozen precipitation,
"Still situated in the above mentioned snow-capable conveyance,
"Further travel indicated over savannas of grassland with minimal variation in elevation,
"All whilst allowing convulsive indications of pleasure to emit from our vocal chords!"
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I assert a sincere desire that your Christmas fell within nominal parameters ...and may your ROI in the coming 9,125 hours assume a geometrically increasing asymptote!
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posted on
12/26/2017 6:15:01 AM PST
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Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
You too!
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posted on
12/26/2017 6:16:11 AM PST
by
x1stcav
(We have the guns. Do we have the will?)
To: Lazamataz
Oh what fun it is to sing a slaying song tonight
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posted on
12/26/2017 6:18:15 AM PST
by
real saxophonist
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To: Lazamataz
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posted on
12/26/2017 6:19:33 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
To: real saxophonist
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posted on
12/26/2017 6:20:51 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Lazamataz
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12/26/2017 6:22:20 AM PST
by
real saxophonist
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To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Laz, don’t you have anything better to do than to hang out on FR the day after Christmas???? Oh, wait... Never mind.
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12/26/2017 6:24:34 AM PST
by
laker_dad
To: laker_dad
Laz, don’t you have anything better to do than to hang out on FR the day after Christmas???? Oh, wait... Never mind.(SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY)
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12/26/2017 6:25:13 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Lazamataz
There, there... I’ll let you share my bratty grand kid...
To: Berlin_Freeper
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Way back in college, we studied some Deep Purple, because the professor said they were one of the few rock bands who could actually read music.
BTW, Steve Morse is good to go.
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12/26/2017 6:47:20 AM PST
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real saxophonist
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