Posted on 02/24/2018 9:48:47 AM PST by bgill
In case you didn't know, SAPD stands for San Antonio Police Department and not San Antonio Pizza Department or San Antonio Plumbing Department. Police Chief William McManus made that distinction clear in a video posted to the department's Facebook pages. McManus read real 911 calls, including one from a man who just wanted some pizza. Unfortunately, he called the wrong place to satiate his pizza hunger.
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911 calls are now being questioned, marginalized. The timing is weird
I know how to get the cops to show up for no real reason.
Hi, I just called because I would like a great big fine.
OK sir, we’ll be over in about 20 seconds.
If you think these are funny........
you should see some of his policies. (Another displaced liberal)
Long time San Antonian here.
Same here
My family has shortened his name to McAnus
“I know how to get the cops to show up for no real reason.”
Call 911 tell them there is a gas leak and someone has passed out. Not sure if they are alive or dead.
They will be there within 5 minutes.
Does that really work better than telling them there’s free coffee and donuts? Or better still there’s a family dog they can shoot?
George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that hed left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked Is someone in your house? and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said Okay, hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you dont have to worry about them now cause Ive just shot them all. Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George: I thought you said that youd shot them!
George said, I thought you said there was nobody available!
I was in Minnestoopid when he was police chief in Minnecraponus. He made the whole department into a useless pile of excrement.
McManus is not at all liked among the rank and file of SAPD. But as long as he does Mayor Castro’s bidding...
“But as long as he does Mayor Castros bidding”
We have a new mayor now - just as liberal and just as useless.
“My family has shortened his name to McAnus”
I love things that can be funny and appropriate at the same time.
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