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Police Chief William McManus reads funny 911 calls
news4 ^ | Feb. 23, 2018 | SBG San Antonio

Posted on 02/24/2018 9:48:47 AM PST by bgill

In case you didn't know, SAPD stands for San Antonio Police Department and not San Antonio Pizza Department or San Antonio Plumbing Department. Police Chief William McManus made that distinction clear in a video posted to the department's Facebook pages. McManus read real 911 calls, including one from a man who just wanted some pizza. Unfortunately, he called the wrong place to satiate his pizza hunger.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: sanantoniopolice
Video at link.
1 posted on 02/24/2018 9:48:47 AM PST by bgill
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To: bgill

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911 calls are now being questioned, marginalized. The timing is weird


2 posted on 02/24/2018 9:53:34 AM PST by stanne
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To: bgill

I know how to get the cops to show up for no real reason.

Hi, I just called because I would like a great big fine.
OK sir, we’ll be over in about 20 seconds.


3 posted on 02/24/2018 10:04:40 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: bgill

If you think these are funny........

you should see some of his policies. (Another displaced liberal)

Long time San Antonian here.


4 posted on 02/24/2018 10:36:27 AM PST by I cannot think of a name
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To: I cannot think of a name

Same here

My family has shortened his name to McAnus


5 posted on 02/24/2018 10:42:56 AM PST by 5Madman2 (Practicing random acts of Douchebaggery whenever possible)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

“I know how to get the cops to show up for no real reason.”

Call 911 tell them there is a gas leak and someone has passed out. Not sure if they are alive or dead.

They will be there within 5 minutes.


6 posted on 02/24/2018 12:38:57 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (What is a Blue City? First world cities run by third world politicians.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Does that really work better than telling them there’s free coffee and donuts? Or better still there’s a family dog they can shoot?


7 posted on 02/24/2018 12:53:31 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: bgill
Bogus story but still funny:

George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. “Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now cause I’ve just shot them all.” Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”

George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

8 posted on 02/24/2018 1:29:52 PM PST by Nateman (If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong.)
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To: I cannot think of a name

I was in Minnestoopid when he was police chief in Minnecraponus. He made the whole department into a useless pile of excrement.

McManus is not at all liked among the rank and file of SAPD. But as long as he does Mayor Castro’s bidding...


9 posted on 02/24/2018 1:31:22 PM PST by Fred Hayek (The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
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To: Fred Hayek

“But as long as he does Mayor Castro’s bidding”

We have a new mayor now - just as liberal and just as useless.


10 posted on 02/24/2018 8:32:25 PM PST by I cannot think of a name
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To: 5Madman2

“My family has shortened his name to McAnus”

I love things that can be funny and appropriate at the same time.


11 posted on 02/24/2018 8:33:38 PM PST by I cannot think of a name
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