[Gamecock]

I'll have to go with not guilty, but don't let her cook you dinner and don't fall asleep in the same room with her.

[Lurkinanloomin]

A Russian native from Brooklyn.........

Notice they never report Guatemalan native from wherever or Mexican native or El Salvadoran, etc.

[Harpotoo]

I used to live in Brighton Beach & Sheepshead bay! All the ruskies came in claiming to be Jews but none would ever attend temple or talk to the real Jews like me already living there. Somehow they came with a lot of $ or were subsidized by the US gov. Either way they own both neighborhoods now. So glad I got the hell out of there in 84!

[conservative98]

She has a history.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2017/04/07/the-twisted-life-of-a-russian-sexpot-turned-international-murder-fugitive/amp/?source=images

[COBOL2Java]

Fur-loving Russian fugitive wanted for murder in her homeland is caught living the high life in New York by wily ex-detective who found her on Facebook

By Keith Griffith For Dailymail.com
Published: 11:19 EDT, 22 March 2017 | Updated: 10:13 EDT, 23 March 2017

• Russian fugitive Viktoria Nasyrova, 41, arrested on Monday in Brooklyn
• Lived high life in New York on the lam from 2014 murder charge in Russia
• Spotted by traffic camera with murder victim's body in passenger seat
• Escaped investigators after 'having sex with a Russian cop'
• After fleeing to Brooklyn, flaunted glamorous taste for furs on Facebook
• Busted after murder victim's daughter, also in Brooklyn, hired private gumshoe

[Flick Lives]

Law enforcement agents with Homeland Security tested pieces of cheesecake that remained in its container

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Translation. The agents snuck a slice of cheesecake and were found hours later sleeping at their desks.

One of the other agents in the office exclaimed on seeing one of the snoozing agents, “Joe looks so peaceful. Just like Jeff Sessions “.

[Enduro Guy]

Note to self: Never eat cheesecake from a Russian lookalike because God knows how I have a tremendous weakness for cheesecake...

[Trillian]

This sounds like a bad movie. I’m imagining she sounds like the Marya the Russian spy in Hogan’s Heroes.