Yeah, the wind blew those bags o' coke into the car window and right into her purse...
Posted on 04/08/2018 1:45:46 PM PDT by simpson96
FORT PIERCE, Fla. — A Florida woman blamed a “windy day” after police found cocaine in her purse.
Kennecia Posey, 26, was in a vehicle stopped by Fort Pierce police last month after the vehicle was swerving in the roadway, WPLG reports.
According to the police report obtained by the station, a police officer found cocaine and marijuana in separate bags inside a purse on Posey’s lap.
Although Posey admitted the marijuana was hers, the cocaine was a different story.
“I don’t know anything about any cocaine,” Posey said, according to a police report. “It’s a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse.”
She was jailed on one felony count of cocaine possession and a misdemeanor count of marijuana possession.
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Yeah, the wind blew those bags o' coke into the car window and right into her purse...
And it was her cousin’s purse anyway.
Gone with the Wind.
“The Wind Set Me Up!”
A “tell that to the judge” moment for sure.
She is a Florida Woman, after all.
Her blow blew?
GLOBLOW WARMING!!!
Can’t make this chat up.
Typical feral nitwit dindonutin. What a waste of air and space.
All druggies lie. Some are just better at it than others.
Her dealer is going to be real angry about this incident.
5.56mm
Why do you think they call it “Dope”?
The dindu is strong with this one
“Your Honor, my client found the cocaine on the street and was on her way to the police station to turn it in when she was stopped.”
“Yeah, the wind blew those bags o’ coke into the car window and right into her purse...”
OK, that sounds a bit far-fetched. Occam’s Razor says its more likely that loose cocaine blown by the wind through the car window settled into an empty ziploc bag in her purse.
I’m right up the road from this particular dindu land. It’s a freaking ghetto, complete with all the usual amenities.
Yeah, I’m reminded of the scene from Fear and Loathing
in Las Vegas where the Samoan attorney opens the cocaine
in the convertible!
What? This never happened to you?
Now I know why they call it blow...
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