Skip to comments.Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye
Posted on 04/11/2018 7:34:22 AM PDT by savedbygrace
WASHINGTON, D.C.During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath.
Senator, I dont have that information with me right now, the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning him.
As the room full of lawmakers and press collectively gasped, the Senator pointed at Zuckerberg and exclaimed, Your eye fell out! Youre a
monster! prompting Zuckerberg to reply monotonously, Senator, thank you, I will have my team get back to you on that.
Good one !
Why do shape-shifting aliens even need contact lenses?
I quit wearing contacts when I learned that stress cause eye dryness.
It looks bad when your stress shows.
That picture made me laugh out loud!
Does he wear a hairpiece? That’s what I was asking myself yesterday.
Actually, that’s a pretty clever Photoshop. Note the large eyes and the reflections.
That thought could turn into a funny contest.
nastly little creep. I’ll bet he hangs out with “Slimetrails” Biden.
probably a whole race of ‘em
Prawns you know
Billions of dollars and he can’t get a good haircut?! Looks like he stood in front of the mirror and cut it himself.
Wonder if they put his four inch cushion in his chair this morning? his booster seat?? hummm
I thought he was a Borg?
As in Zuckerborg.
next we’ll get a glimpse of his tattoo’ed on perma-T-shirt that covers his alien scales.
Just to keep you guessing.
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