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Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye
The Babylon Bee (SATIRE) ^ | April 10, 2018

Posted on 04/11/2018 7:34:22 AM PDT by savedbygrace

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath.

“Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning him.

As the room full of lawmakers and press collectively gasped, the Senator pointed at Zuckerberg and exclaimed, “Your eye fell out! You’re a … monster!” prompting Zuckerberg to reply monotonously, “Senator, thank you, I will have my team get back to you on that.”


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: comedy; humor; joke; laugh; laughing; notreal; satire
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It could happen. LOL.
1 posted on 04/11/2018 7:34:22 AM PDT by savedbygrace
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To: savedbygrace

Good one !


2 posted on 04/11/2018 7:36:38 AM PDT by chiller (If liberals didn't have double standards, they'd have none at all.)
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To: savedbygrace

Why do shape-shifting aliens even need contact lenses?


3 posted on 04/11/2018 7:37:39 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: savedbygrace

I quit wearing contacts when I learned that stress cause eye dryness.

It looks bad when your stress shows.


4 posted on 04/11/2018 7:40:01 AM PDT by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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To: savedbygrace

That picture made me laugh out loud!


5 posted on 04/11/2018 7:40:12 AM PDT by MNDude
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To: savedbygrace
Jeeze fooled me. I always thought he had taped glasses?


6 posted on 04/11/2018 7:41:01 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
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To: savedbygrace

Does he wear a hairpiece? That’s what I was asking myself yesterday.


7 posted on 04/11/2018 7:43:03 AM PDT by McGruff (We are watching a coup attempt. In our own country.)
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LOL.

Actually, that’s a pretty clever Photoshop. Note the large eyes and the reflections.


8 posted on 04/11/2018 7:43:33 AM PDT by savedbygrace
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9 posted on 04/11/2018 7:44:16 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
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To: McGruff

That thought could turn into a funny contest.


10 posted on 04/11/2018 7:44:40 AM PDT by savedbygrace
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11 posted on 04/11/2018 7:49:30 AM PDT by KavMan
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To: savedbygrace

nastly little creep. I’ll bet he hangs out with “Slimetrails” Biden.


12 posted on 04/11/2018 7:53:09 AM PDT by redhead (PRAYfor little ones in pedo pipeline: human livestock, raped, tortured, and often sacrificed.)
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To: savedbygrace

probably a whole race of ‘em

https://www.google.com/search?q=district+9&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwinxeSWvrLaAhUH0FMKHQ1VCh8Q_AUICygC&biw=1920&bih=988#imgrc=xLyEqjLva2UYnM:&spf=1523458852786


13 posted on 04/11/2018 8:00:57 AM PDT by V_TWIN (oks like)
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Prawns you know


14 posted on 04/11/2018 8:03:48 AM PDT by V_TWIN (oks like)
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Billions of dollars and he can’t get a good haircut?! Looks like he stood in front of the mirror and cut it himself.


15 posted on 04/11/2018 8:08:49 AM PDT by pke
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lol...
With his money and he is still wearing contacts..when LASIK surgery is so available..?

Wonder if they put his four inch cushion in his chair this morning? his booster seat?? hummm

16 posted on 04/11/2018 8:23:52 AM PDT by haircutter
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To: savedbygrace

I thought he was a Borg?
As in Zuckerborg.


17 posted on 04/11/2018 8:25:08 AM PDT by Leep (Make The Swamp Small Again!)
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To: savedbygrace

next we’ll get a glimpse of his tattoo’ed on perma-T-shirt that covers his alien scales.


18 posted on 04/11/2018 8:26:58 AM PDT by bigbob
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19 posted on 04/11/2018 8:38:54 AM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: PGR88

Just to keep you guessing.


20 posted on 04/11/2018 8:39:27 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (They said what's up is down, they said what isn't is, they put ideas in his head he thought were his)
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