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Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye
babylonbee ^ | April 10, 2018 | Mark Zuckerberg

Posted on 04/12/2018 2:29:07 AM PDT by vannrox

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath.

“Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning him.

As the room full of lawmakers and press collectively gasped, the Senator pointed at Zuckerberg and exclaimed, “Your eye fell out! You’re a … monster!” prompting Zuckerberg to reply monotonously, “Senator, thank you, I will have my team get back to you on that.”


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1 posted on 04/12/2018 2:29:07 AM PDT by vannrox
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To: vannrox

I wonder if Zuck is related to Hillary:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2016/10/14/the-hideous-diabolical-truth-about-hillary-clinton/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.7c0c9f19be11

“2013: Hillary Clinton vanishes into hibernation to meditate and shed her lizard-skin. (She is also a lizard-person, in addition to being a Nameless, Timeless Evil.)”


2 posted on 04/12/2018 2:43:32 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: Pollster1

“I wonder if Zuck is related to Hillary”

Well, that would certainly explain a lot of things.


3 posted on 04/12/2018 2:47:30 AM PDT by vannrox (The Preamble to the Bill of Rights - without it, our Bill of Rights is meaningless!)
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To: vannrox
Sleestacks!!


4 posted on 04/12/2018 2:57:52 AM PDT by BBell (calm down and eat your sandwiches)
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To: BBell

I forget which one that was.

Land of the Lost?

The sleestaks were scary!

(I was a young’n then)


5 posted on 04/12/2018 3:04:47 AM PDT by Califreak (Take Me Back To Constantinople)
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To: Califreak

Land of the Lost. Dumb show now but not so dumb back then.


6 posted on 04/12/2018 3:07:57 AM PDT by BBell (calm down and eat your sandwiches)
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To: vannrox
is that an ONION-like source?

Just finished watching again a Linda Moulton Howe youtube that had a lot of content about reptilians appearing human and then for a flash--not so--with some anecdotal narratives of such.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLrPDV4__8o

One daughter went to her dad's high up skyscraper office in Dallas. He was on the phone. She looked out the window at the city scape. When she turned around, in her dad's clothes on the phone "was an alligator." She just waved to him and left the office and never dared confront him about it. Linda said she has lots of personal stories like that from people who do NOT want to be exposed as having experienced such.

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

But this one with Suckberg just seemed like an Onion spoof story.

Creepy image, whether CGI, or not, however.

7 posted on 04/12/2018 3:11:42 AM PDT by JockoManning (http://www.zazzle.com/brain_truth for hats T's e.g. STAY CALM & DO THE NEXT LOVING THING)
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To: JockoManning

Babylon Bee is a joke site like The Onion but maybe not so vulgar?


8 posted on 04/12/2018 3:32:12 AM PDT by Califreak (Take Me Back To Constantinople)
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To: Pollster1

Total lie, when the lens fell out there was a butthole underneath.


9 posted on 04/12/2018 3:51:58 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is what I read in the papers.)
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To: vannrox

probably a whole race of ‘em......Prawns you know.

https://www.google.com/search?q=district+9&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwinxeSWvrLaAhUH0FMKHQ1VCh8Q_AUICygC&biw=1920&bih=988#imgrc=xLyEqjLva2UYnM:&spf=1523458852786


10 posted on 04/12/2018 4:07:31 AM PDT by V_TWIN (oks like)
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To: vannrox
This?

Or This?


11 posted on 04/12/2018 4:13:19 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
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To: BBell

LOL


12 posted on 04/12/2018 4:55:24 AM PDT by angcat (THANK YOU LORD FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!!)
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To: Vaquero

Ugly bastard


13 posted on 04/12/2018 4:55:41 AM PDT by angcat (THANK YOU LORD FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!!)
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To: angcat

Filthy rich ugly bastard


14 posted on 04/12/2018 5:08:15 AM PDT by ImNotLying (The Consti.tution is an instrument for the people to restrain the government...Patrick Henry)
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To: BBell

15 posted on 04/12/2018 5:16:06 AM PDT by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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To: Califreak

Ahhh. Thanks.


16 posted on 04/12/2018 6:44:35 AM PDT by JockoManning (http://www.zazzle.com/brain_truth for hats T's e.g. STAY CALM & DO THE NEXT LOVING THING)
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To: JockoManning

Yes. It is satire.

Although I wouldn’t put it past him to be a lizard shape shifter.


17 posted on 04/12/2018 8:30:44 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: Vermont Lt
He doesn't seem quite Machiavellian enough, to be so, though.

Maybe looks are deceiving.

18 posted on 04/12/2018 10:39:30 AM PDT by JockoManning (http://www.zazzle.com/brain_truth for hats T's e.g. STAY CALM & DO THE NEXT LOVING THING)
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