Posted on 04/12/2018 2:29:07 AM PDT by vannrox
WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath.
“Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning him.
As the room full of lawmakers and press collectively gasped, the Senator pointed at Zuckerberg and exclaimed, “Your eye fell out! You’re a … monster!” prompting Zuckerberg to reply monotonously, “Senator, thank you, I will have my team get back to you on that.”
I wonder if Zuck is related to Hillary:
“2013: Hillary Clinton vanishes into hibernation to meditate and shed her lizard-skin. (She is also a lizard-person, in addition to being a Nameless, Timeless Evil.)”
“I wonder if Zuck is related to Hillary”
Well, that would certainly explain a lot of things.
I forget which one that was.
Land of the Lost?
The sleestaks were scary!
(I was a young’n then)
Land of the Lost. Dumb show now but not so dumb back then.
Just finished watching again a Linda Moulton Howe youtube that had a lot of content about reptilians appearing human and then for a flash--not so--with some anecdotal narratives of such.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLrPDV4__8o
One daughter went to her dad's high up skyscraper office in Dallas. He was on the phone. She looked out the window at the city scape. When she turned around, in her dad's clothes on the phone "was an alligator." She just waved to him and left the office and never dared confront him about it. Linda said she has lots of personal stories like that from people who do NOT want to be exposed as having experienced such.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
But this one with Suckberg just seemed like an Onion spoof story.
Creepy image, whether CGI, or not, however.
Babylon Bee is a joke site like The Onion but maybe not so vulgar?
Total lie, when the lens fell out there was a butthole underneath.
probably a whole race of ‘em......Prawns you know.
Or This?
LOL
Ugly bastard
Filthy rich ugly bastard
Ahhh. Thanks.
Yes. It is satire.
Although I wouldn’t put it past him to be a lizard shape shifter.
Maybe looks are deceiving.
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