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Uganda's President Wants to Ban Oral Sex, Says the "Mouth is for Eating"
OkayAfrica ^ | 04/18/18 | Damola Durosomo

Posted on 04/19/2018 10:44:56 AM PDT by Simon Green

Uganda's President Yoweri Museveni has issued what he calls a "public warning" against oral sex.

The president claims the practice has been pushed on Ugandans by "outsiders," and argues that the mouth is solely for eating.

"Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders," he told the press during an address.

"One of them is what they call oral sex. The mouth is for eating, not for sex. We know the address of sex, we know where sex is," he continued.

According to the Daily Mail, back in 2014 Museveni stated that performing oral sex could cause people to get worms. "You push the mouth there, you can come back with worms and they enter your stomach because that is a wrong address," he is quoted as saying.

That same year he passed the "Anti-Homosexuality Act," which makes being gay illegal in Uganda, and makes it a criminal offense to not report someone for being gay.

Though it's sadly clear that Museveni is serious about his disapproval of oral sex, folks online have managed to find the humor in his comments.


TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: africa; garbage; homosexuality; uganda
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1 posted on 04/19/2018 10:44:56 AM PDT by Simon Green
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To: Simon Green

Bill Clinton taught a whole generation that’s not true.


2 posted on 04/19/2018 10:46:30 AM PDT by Eyes Unclouded (The beginning of wisdom is this: Get wisdom.)
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"The mouth is for eating,"

And away we go..

3 posted on 04/19/2018 10:46:33 AM PDT by LukeL
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Okay....................


4 posted on 04/19/2018 10:46:55 AM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: LukeL

And his point is? :)


5 posted on 04/19/2018 10:48:08 AM PDT by robroys woman (So you're not confused, I'm using my wife's account.)
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To: Simon Green

That leaves Obama out


6 posted on 04/19/2018 10:48:42 AM PDT by albie
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Okay


7 posted on 04/19/2018 10:49:21 AM PDT by dforest (Never let a Muslim cut your Hair.)
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To: Simon Green

And the anus is for crapping.


8 posted on 04/19/2018 10:49:28 AM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: Simon Green

Hillary’s is for gulping down large quantities of liquor. Is that ok?


9 posted on 04/19/2018 10:50:12 AM PDT by albie
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“Uganda’s President Wants to Ban Oral Sex, Says the “Mouth is for Eating”

Yes...and? Where’s the conflict?


10 posted on 04/19/2018 10:50:23 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Simon Green
"Hey Hillary. I got your address, Babe!"

 

Image result for hillary clinton mouth open

11 posted on 04/19/2018 10:50:37 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Simon Green
That same year [2014] he passed the "Anti-Homosexuality Act," which makes being gay illegal in Uganda, and makes it a criminal offense to not report someone for being gay.

So why aren't all the LGBTVTGABC123EIEIO folks over there protesting against that guy instead of staying here thinking up new ways to force themselves on our society and dreaming up new nonexistent "discriminations" to which they are being subjected?

12 posted on 04/19/2018 10:50:44 AM PDT by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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To: Eyes Unclouded
Bill Clinton taught a whole generation that’s not true.

And Bill also taught us that cigars aren't just for smoking, and sinks aren't just for washing your hands.

13 posted on 04/19/2018 10:51:13 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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“We know the address of sex...”

...Intercourse, PA?


14 posted on 04/19/2018 10:51:36 AM PDT by albie
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Just crossed Uganda off my bucket list.


15 posted on 04/19/2018 10:52:44 AM PDT by o-n-money (We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
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“The mouth is for eating, not for sex.”

And yet he uses his for yapping.


16 posted on 04/19/2018 10:55:41 AM PDT by bk1000 (I stand with Trump)
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“So why aren’t all the LGBTVTGABC123EIEIO folks over there protesting against that guy instead of staying here thinking up new ways to force themselves on our society and dreaming up new nonexistent “discriminations” to which they are being subjected? “


Because we put up with their crap, and Uganda at least has the self-respect to not do so.


17 posted on 04/19/2018 10:55:49 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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To: albie

“We know the address of sex...”

...Intercourse, PA?


Then there’s Blue Balls, PA and (to the horror of the Ugandan President, I’m sure) French Lick, IN.

There’s also Woman Hollering Creek in Texas...I’m figuring that this was all about the rest of the day.


18 posted on 04/19/2018 10:57:50 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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To: o-n-money
Just crossed Uganda off my bucket list

Well, that blows.
19 posted on 04/19/2018 10:59:14 AM PDT by rickomatic
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To: Simon Green

20 posted on 04/19/2018 11:01:45 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (Quit calling them liberals, progressives, or Democrats. Call them what they are: COMMUNISTS!)
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