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Florida woman accused of hiding handcuff key in chicken sandwich at state prison
WOKV.com ^ | 4/27/2018 | Stephanie Brown

Posted on 04/28/2018 5:07:34 PM PDT by simpson96

BRADFORD COUNTY, Fla. - A Florida woman has been arrested for allegedly concealing a plastic handcuff key in a chicken sandwich during a visit at a state prison in Bradford County in the northeastern part of the state.

Authorities said Trisha Denlinger, 48, was booked into the Bradford County Jail on charges of unlawful possession of certain articles on Department of Corrections state property.

According to the complaint against Denlinger, the incident happened while she was visiting her husband, who is jailed at Florida State Prison.

Once at the prison, she allegedly purchased a sealed chicken sandwich, unsealed it, and put it in the microwave to heat up. She then gave the sandwich to a corrections officer to search, and he found a plastic handcuff key in it, according to the arrest record.

The affidavit says Denlinger made it through three prison fences and four gates before she was caught with the contraband. She also went through a metal detector, and her personal items went through an x-ray scanner, according to the state Department of Corrections.

Denlinger did speak with investigators, but her comments have been redacted from the arrest report.

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1 posted on 04/28/2018 5:07:34 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

It’s finger freeing good.


2 posted on 04/28/2018 5:08:58 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
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To: simpson96; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON
Wouldn't be the first time someone hid a key in food.


3 posted on 04/28/2018 5:12:36 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Vaquero

4 posted on 04/28/2018 5:13:24 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Not guilty!

psyche


5 posted on 04/28/2018 5:14:59 PM PDT by conservative98
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To: simpson96

Well, that’s different from the usual place or two......


6 posted on 04/28/2018 5:33:16 PM PDT by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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To: simpson96

NOT her real hair color. Just a wild guess.


7 posted on 04/28/2018 5:33:58 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: simpson96

She looks lovely.


8 posted on 04/28/2018 6:54:00 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode
She looks lovely.

Through a pair of thick beer goggles.

9 posted on 04/28/2018 6:56:18 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: windsorknot

Haha. Yeah. :D


10 posted on 04/28/2018 7:44:53 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: simpson96

which reminds me of that old joke:

Question: what do handcuff keys taste like?

Answer: chicken.


11 posted on 04/28/2018 9:56:32 PM PDT by catnipman ( Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: simpson96

Now she can share a cell with her husband. Some call it Kismet! Others call it “STUPIDITY”.


12 posted on 04/28/2018 11:24:58 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: lee martell

She doesn’t look a day over “fossilized remains”.


13 posted on 04/30/2018 11:14:37 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Idiocracy is here, and it votes democrat.)
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