regarding the welsh......
the words crghtemlycmwrhtklacjrdwgh hejlksegokwsgh were scratched into the bluff
Somewhere in my basement I've got a postcard I bought near that village.
Reminds me of an old story, though I can't remember if it was about a Czech or a Hungarian ...... The (Czech|Hungarian) immigrant is getting a medical exam at Ellis Island, and the doctor points to a line way down on an eye chart, asking him, "can you read this?" The immigrant answers, " *READ* it?? Why, I *KNOW* the man!"