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Police Use Stun Gun On Man Attempting To Have Sex With Car [KS]
CBS Chicago ^ | May 3, 2018 at 12:54 pm | Staff

Posted on 05/03/2018 1:19:17 PM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger

It says the car was on top. The cops should have arrested the car ( dominant partner). He was obviously just a victim


81 posted on 05/03/2018 2:23:14 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicans aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
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To: Red Badger
He was taken to the emergency room as the result of “his odd behavior,” due to a .35 blood alcohol level and possible drug use.

.35 blood alcohol level!!!

He's going to have hell of a headache tomorrow. ...

82 posted on 05/03/2018 2:36:08 PM PDT by Popman (Wisdom is not what you know about the world but how well you know God. 8)
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To: Red Badger

The offspring will be a hybrid


83 posted on 05/03/2018 2:36:20 PM PDT by killermosquito (Buffalo, Detroit (and eventually France) is what you get when liberalism runs its course.)
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To: C210N

I gotta have me some of dat.


84 posted on 05/03/2018 2:37:46 PM PDT by Reynoldo
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

It involves blowing a valve.


85 posted on 05/03/2018 2:40:11 PM PDT by Reynoldo
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To: kaboom

Definitely gives a new meaning to “ ....Bicycle, bicycle, I want to ride my bicycle....”


86 posted on 05/03/2018 2:57:58 PM PDT by reed13k
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To: Red Badger
A Kansas man attempting to insert his penis into the tailpipe of a car...

Worst case of mistaken identity in history.

87 posted on 05/03/2018 3:07:36 PM PDT by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
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To: PGR88
I wouldn’t blame him if it was a 1968 Mustang fastback

Probably have better luck with a 69.

88 posted on 05/03/2018 4:04:44 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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24-year-old man

He was taken to the emergency room as the result of “his odd
behavior,” due to a .35 blood alcohol level and possible drug
use.

89 posted on 05/03/2018 4:17:25 PM PDT by deport
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To: Red Badger
“.. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”

That sex was exhausting...


Awww yeah baby, that was great.

Was it good for you too?

90 posted on 05/03/2018 4:45:43 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Red Badger

Alcohol or DRUGS?


91 posted on 05/03/2018 6:32:16 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Red Badger

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your perspective), a passerby who witnessed the bizarre spectacle was able to record these accompanying sounds of passion on their cell phone at the scene, and has graciously decided to share these sounds with all of us:



92 posted on 05/03/2018 7:47:38 PM PDT by Songcraft ("Pray without ceasing." 1 Thessalonians 5:17)
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To: Pray All Day

Cheater Slicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKPGBabkLXA


93 posted on 05/03/2018 10:00:22 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!�)
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To: ethom

Well, if it looked that cherry....


94 posted on 05/04/2018 9:53:09 AM PDT by wildbill (Quis Custodiet ipsos custodes? Who watches the watchmen?)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

“I hope it wasn’t a Ford Pinto...”

Okay, ya got me. Why?


95 posted on 05/04/2018 9:54:39 AM PDT by wildbill (Quis Custodiet ipsos custodes? Who watches the watchmen?)
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To: Pray All Day

How could you leave off the list, Manic Mechanic by ZZ TOP/ Not one of their best but the sentiment is there, eh

“That’s right, that’s right, ooooooooooh.” followed by a reving car engine noise. :-)


96 posted on 05/04/2018 10:04:35 AM PDT by wildbill (Quis Custodiet ipsos custodes? Who watches the watchmen?)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Good one!  (When I first saw your song title, my initial thought was that it was referring to a guy that was running around cheating on his own car with another car, like a rental car or something.)       :-)

97 posted on 05/04/2018 10:41:22 AM PDT by Songcraft ("Pray without ceasing." 1 Thessalonians 5:17)
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To: wildbill

You have a point there.   That song does sound like it's saying things that this particular manic mechanic might have been expressing here too.   (That was why I posted that GTO song too, because, part of the lyrics say "Wah Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!")

Off on another tangent, the story of this thread brings to mind something else too, how, years ago, misguided delinquents used to put potatoes or bananas into someone's tailpipe, to interfere with that car running/starting properly.   Remember that?


       

98 posted on 05/04/2018 10:55:42 AM PDT by Songcraft ("Pray without ceasing." 1 Thessalonians 5:17)
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To: Pray All Day

I refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me.


99 posted on 05/04/2018 3:31:25 PM PDT by wildbill (Quis Custodiet ipsos custodes? Who watches the watchmen?)
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