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Police: Florida couple steals motorized cart from Walmart, drives to bar
kxan ^ | May 21, 2018 | wfla

Posted on 05/21/2018 8:13:19 AM PDT by bgill

Security cameras were rolling when Jeffrey Robert Sabiel, 50, and Santa Marie Walters, 32, stole a motorized shopping cart from a Walmart located on Missouri Avenue in Largo, according to an affidavit. Shortly after the theft was reported, the cart was spotted outside Jimmy's Sports Bar in Largo and an officer found the couple at the bar... After denying the theft, the couple admitted to taking the cart and was arrested on charges of grand theft. They were both booked into the Pinellas County Jail.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: florida; floriduh; holdmuhbeer; slackers; thirsty
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Yee haw! What a trip. Grand theft auto.
1 posted on 05/21/2018 8:13:19 AM PDT by bgill
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To: bgill

Florida man, Florida woman and Florida couple are awesome.


2 posted on 05/21/2018 8:14:24 AM PDT by jospehm20
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This is normal behavior in the Sunshine State.


3 posted on 05/21/2018 8:16:18 AM PDT by Genoa (Luke 12:2)
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I miss Florida. I was super classy down there...


4 posted on 05/21/2018 8:16:33 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: EEGator

Are we cousins?

;-)


5 posted on 05/21/2018 8:17:41 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The United States of America.)
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A motorized shopping cart is Grant Theft? Someone lost their grip on reality when they made that statute.


6 posted on 05/21/2018 8:17:49 AM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: bgill

Ridden hard. Put away wet.


7 posted on 05/21/2018 8:17:52 AM PDT by beef
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Be sure to click through for the mug shots


8 posted on 05/21/2018 8:18:19 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: bgill

That woman is 32?

Wow—life must be hard down in Florida.


9 posted on 05/21/2018 8:18:20 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: bgill

This thread has it all....

Florida.
Walmart.
Drinking.
Stealing a FatCart.

What else?


10 posted on 05/21/2018 8:18:58 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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Could be. ;)

I never got arrested in 14 years of residency. That might be a record.


11 posted on 05/21/2018 8:20:05 AM PDT by EEGator
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A motorized shopping cart is Grant Theft? Someone lost their grip on reality when they made that statute.

Why shouldn't it be? They did steal it, and it was probably pretty expensive. And some poor fat-assed shopper didn't have a cart to ride while they shopped that day.

12 posted on 05/21/2018 8:20:35 AM PDT by Sans-Culotte (Time to get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US!)
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To: beef
Ridden hard. Put away wet.

 

 

She sure was. 32 years old? Sheesh!

Police: Florida couple steals motorized cart from Walmart, drives to bar

13 posted on 05/21/2018 8:21:39 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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Were you expecting them to drive to the yoga parlor for some Pilates?


14 posted on 05/21/2018 8:22:16 AM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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>>What else?<<

Were they smokers with oxygen tanks they slung onto the cart?


15 posted on 05/21/2018 8:22:32 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (robert mueller is an unguided missile)
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To: bgill

If that woman is 32, I must be 18......................


16 posted on 05/21/2018 8:22:39 AM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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They were thirsty.


17 posted on 05/21/2018 8:24:38 AM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: bgill

Was that wrong?


18 posted on 05/21/2018 8:25:04 AM PDT by rrrod (just an old guy with a gun in his pocket)
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He looks younger than her.


19 posted on 05/21/2018 8:28:51 AM PDT by headstamp 2 (My "White Privilege" is my work ethic.)
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I never got arrested in 14 years of residency. That might be a record.

These people are amateurs.

:-)

20 posted on 05/21/2018 8:29:28 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The United States of America.)
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