[Nifster]

Why do you presume that FRers are lousy boaters

[TexasGator]

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[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

For some reason there are a lot of Freepers do not listen to the wisdom of Hank Johnson, and keep putting all their guns on one side of the boat. When they reach for their Garcia or a Dr. Pepper, or maybe Mrs. Freeper, the out of balance boat tips over and they lose their entire gun collection in the lake! (So Sad!)

This is why, Officer, I am unable to comply with the new Senator Hogg gun safety law that requires all gun owners in the nation to turn in their weapons. I lost all those guns in that tragic accident I just described!