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Reader Robert Quinn commented "Had a dozen oysters last night, and only eleven of them worked."

LOL!

1 posted on 05/31/2018 7:30:39 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

No wonder my wife keeps bringing home fish and shrimp.


2 posted on 05/31/2018 7:33:36 PM PDT by HighSierra5
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Great. Just what American needs; horny Socialists on both coasts where seafood is plentiful, procreating!

Git Bizzy Heartland! ;)


3 posted on 05/31/2018 7:34:32 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Absolutely works with the Japanese. Fail.


4 posted on 05/31/2018 7:35:57 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Gave my ex lobster once, she couldn’t keep her claws off of me


5 posted on 05/31/2018 7:37:26 PM PDT by digger48
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
AT My Age I Can Eat All The Oysters I want And It Ain't Gonna Help Nuttin'
6 posted on 05/31/2018 7:41:51 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I guess someone has to say it: Nothing more exciting than the smell of fish. NOT


7 posted on 05/31/2018 7:42:22 PM PDT by cazmandeuce
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>> More babies...

Well, blowfish does have its risks...


8 posted on 05/31/2018 7:43:20 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

If mercury and farm fish with PCBs float your boat then its an aphrodisiac. Not for me.


14 posted on 05/31/2018 8:02:31 PM PDT by JayGalt (You can't teach a donkey how to tap dance.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom; 100American; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; ...

If it smells like fish, eat it.

DANG!


15 posted on 05/31/2018 8:05:20 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks ( The US Constitution ....... Invented by geniuses and God .... Administered by morons ......)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Seafood on the beach is definitely more sexy than seafood in Paducah, KY.


16 posted on 05/31/2018 8:06:26 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Don’t tell the Chinese. Seriously.


17 posted on 05/31/2018 8:08:47 PM PDT by Bayard
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I went to a Japanese Sushi restaurant and had a mix of yellowtail, tuna, salmon, eel and other raw sushi dishes. All I wanted to do afterwards is sleep. Maybe I should have skipped the beer.


20 posted on 05/31/2018 8:15:12 PM PDT by roadcat
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Brillat-Savarin has an anecdote in his tome about fish being high in the active elements magnesium and phosphorous, which lend themselves toward producing baby girls.

(Hey, it was the ~1820, and he was a lawyer, penning his observations about food...)

22 posted on 05/31/2018 8:16:01 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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23 posted on 05/31/2018 8:20:58 PM PDT by deadrock
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Tequila does the same thing.


24 posted on 05/31/2018 8:22:43 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

So Jews can’t have sex?


25 posted on 05/31/2018 8:24:29 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health

Sure there isn't an extra "L" in that name?

29 posted on 05/31/2018 8:35:00 PM PDT by lightman (ANTIFA is full of Bolshevik.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I can surely attest to that !
Woooooooo hoooooooooo!


41 posted on 05/31/2018 10:24:01 PM PDT by Truthoverpower (The guvmint you get is the Trump winning express !)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

But baby, I picked up this whole tray of sushi when I stopped for gas.


44 posted on 05/31/2018 11:34:32 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (I can't tell if we live in an Erostocracy (rule by sex) or an Eristocracy (rule by strife and chaos))
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Eating more fish tacos = Eating more fish tacos


45 posted on 06/01/2018 12:33:10 AM PDT by nickedknack
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