[EdnaMode]

Will these robots be the latest to join the #MeToo movement?

[OldMissileer]

No, but they will be allowed to leave you and take half your stuff.

[BBell]

So what’s the point of a sex robot then?

[Berlin_Freeper]

How about a robot that sex changes and blackmails you for sex?

[kaehurowing]

So they get headaches too?

[lee martell]

To prevent this, the user has to switch the robot’s mode from
‘Family’ or ‘Romance’ to ‘Wild-Thang’, or so I hear.
It’s going to be a different world when people start bringing these life sized dolls to the movies with them, or on plane rides. Do you think people bringing a yapping dog on the plane is a problem? Just you wait. The necessary laws don’t even exist yet.

[Vic S]

Whoever is in charge of marketing should be fired immediately.

[dfwgator]

From the makers of Marvin, the Paranoid Android.

[jjotto]

From Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. GPP - Genuine People Personalities option.

[SES1066]

Oh PLEASE, what a bunch of male bovine feces! Yeah, I’m sure the developers of this sex aid are going to force the purchaser to ‘go without’ periodically. WHY BUY IT THEN? Use the natural substitute then and get the same results but with intelligent use get LOTS MORE than just sex! WOW, how unnaturally natural!

[piroque]

Women programmers

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

My fear with robots is when you're sleeping. And then you wake up and it's hovering over you with outstretched arms to your neck.

I guess on the flip side though it keeps men company. Men need to have that woman next to them because we get nightmares and the woman is there to provide comfort. It's the battlefield theory. When men get shot, they immediately cry out for their Mom.

[Right Wing Assault]

Will they get mad if you have a friendlier robot (or two) on the side?

[\/\/ayne]

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[grey_whiskers]

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or

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[Vic S]

If I buy it an expensive gift, will it allow me to upgrade it’s software?

[PLMerite]

“Sex robot will turn down steamy romps if it’s not in the mood”

I detect a market for eRoofies.

[colorado tanker]

This is pretty funny in the context of a sex robot, but is it a step in the direction of HAL not letting Dave back into the ship?

[a fool in paradise]

Dumb concept.

Might as well own a stove that refuses to cook or a car that refuses to start.

Poll women and see how they feel about a vibrator that says NO.

[Recompennation]

“Ain’t nothing like the real thing baby “ comes to mind on this nonsense