Skip to comments.The New Red Hen Menu (Hilarious Parody)
Posted on 06/24/2018 12:49:41 PM PDT by EdnaMode
Shrimp Trampi $14
Forget lemon garlic butter. This shrimp wont be held back by bigoted Christian ideas of morality.
MS-13 Meatballs $17
Get ready for murder in your mouth. These meatballs will assault your taste buds in a way Swedish meatballs wont.
Earth-first Bean Dip $9
Unlike other bean dips, we only use gasless beans so your flatulence wont destroy the ozone.
Planned Parenthood platter $25
You may think youve made a mistake. Well feel free to send this one back anytime! Our butcher will take it out back and get rid of it.
Pasta Union $197
Honestly, pretty low quality. But for $50 more you can have better. Promise.
Open Borders Soup and Salad $12
This is all served on one plate so everything just runs together. Very inclusive.
Be Hen Pecked a The Red Hen
Get your open borders salad and then make the runs for it.
Now, with the so-called "Progressive" politicians and the hate cults they attract, we have Progressive business owners in America looking right through the color of a person's skin and into their conscience (that's Progressivism gone wild) and denying service because of their political beliefs or their political associates! How disgusting and anti-freedom is that?
If the tyrannical and oppressive Progressive ideology continues to invade and conquer minds and actions of citizens, then individual liberty will disappear and, with it, the light of freedom may be extinguished from that place which birthed it over 200 years ago.
Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.- John Adams
Cup of Covfefe $6
We have no idea what this is, but everyone is asking for it so it must be good!
You may think youve made a mistake. Well feel free to send this one back anytime! Our butcher will take it out back and get rid of it.... driving it away in his new Lamborghini.
“I’ll take the Special Plate of Hate, with extra Bigotry, and a side of Jim Crow, please”
A placard quoting the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend sits in the window of the Red Hen.
Ha ha ha ha. They don't even believe their own agitprop. As much as I despise the leftists' politics, I can't imagine being inhospitable to a leftist customer unless they deliberately were trying to cause trouble.
“”And did we tell you our new Chef, on work release, is Kermit Gosnell?”
Out of all the political issues and concerns I have seen in my 20+ years here at FR this one is the most repulsive, bigoted, idiotic, and completely intolerant I have ever seen.
This one, if allowed to prevail will tear apart the idea of America.
I knew this was going to happen when the liberal politicians legalized recreational “medical marijuana” and had the snowflakes begin eating Tide pods.
Can’t even spell. It’s written “H8.”
This is the actual menu, right?
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