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The New Red Hen Menu (Hilarious Parody)
iamjessekelly ^ | June 24, 2018 | Jesse Kelly

Posted on 06/24/2018 12:49:41 PM PDT by EdnaMode

Menu

Shrimp Trampi $14

Forget lemon garlic butter. This shrimp won’t be held back by bigoted Christian ideas of morality.

MS-13 Meatballs $17

Get ready for murder in your mouth. These meatballs will assault your taste buds in a way Swedish meatballs won’t.

Earth-first Bean Dip $9

Unlike other bean dips, we only use gasless beans so your flatulence won’t destroy the ozone.

Planned Parenthood platter $25

You may think you’ve made a mistake. Well feel free to send this one back anytime! Our butcher will take it out back and get rid of it.

Pasta Union $197

Honestly, pretty low quality. But for $50 more you can have better. Promise.

Open Borders Soup and Salad $12

This is all served on one plate so everything just runs together. Very inclusive.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: parody; redhen; satire; theredhen; winning
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Too funny!!!
1 posted on 06/24/2018 12:49:41 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

Lol.


2 posted on 06/24/2018 12:51:35 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: EdnaMode

Be Hen Pecked a The Red Hen


3 posted on 06/24/2018 12:52:16 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: EdnaMode

Get your open borders salad and then make the runs for it.


4 posted on 06/24/2018 12:55:46 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: EdnaMode
The actions of the owner of this restaurant remind one of conditions in the Old South or San Antonio way back in the early-to-mid part of the 20th Century when restaurants might turn away patrons because they were Hispanic or Black.

Now, with the so-called "Progressive" politicians and the hate cults they attract, we have Progressive business owners in America looking right through the color of a person's skin and into their conscience (that's Progressivism gone wild) and denying service because of their political beliefs or their political associates! How disgusting and anti-freedom is that?

If the tyrannical and oppressive Progressive ideology continues to invade and conquer minds and actions of citizens, then individual liberty will disappear and, with it, the light of freedom may be extinguished from that place which birthed it over 200 years ago.

“Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.”- – John Adams

5 posted on 06/24/2018 12:57:59 PM PDT by loveliberty2
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To: EdnaMode

Cup of Covfefe $6

We have no idea what this is, but everyone is asking for it so it must be good!


6 posted on 06/24/2018 12:58:33 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
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To: EdnaMode
Planned Parenthood platter $25

You may think you’ve made a mistake. Well feel free to send this one back anytime! Our butcher will take it out back and get rid of it.... driving it away in his new Lamborghini.

7 posted on 06/24/2018 1:17:52 PM PDT by C210N (Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
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To: EdnaMode; All

“I’ll take the Special Plate of Hate, with extra Bigotry, and a side of Jim Crow, please”


8 posted on 06/24/2018 1:19:46 PM PDT by tcrlaf (They told me it could never happen in America. And then it did....)
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To: EdnaMode
I saw this snippet on another website. Apparently the Washington Post had this caption on a photograph about a sign in the Red Hen's window. The Washington Post didn't even notice the irony:
A placard quoting the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. — “Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend” — sits in the window of the Red Hen.

Ha ha ha ha. They don't even believe their own agitprop. As much as I despise the leftists' politics, I can't imagine being inhospitable to a leftist customer unless they deliberately were trying to cause trouble.
 

9 posted on 06/24/2018 1:24:57 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (MAGA in the mornin', MAGA in the evenin', MAGA at suppertime . . .)
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“”And did we tell you our new Chef, on work release, is Kermit Gosnell?”


10 posted on 06/24/2018 1:32:18 PM PDT by supremedoctrine
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To: Governor Dinwiddie
Speaking of not believing their own agitprop...


11 posted on 06/24/2018 1:45:05 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: loveliberty2
Now, with the so-called "Progressive" politicians and the hate cults they attract, we have Progressive business owners in America looking right through the color of a person's skin and into their conscience (that's Progressivism gone wild) and denying service because of their political beliefs or their political associates! How disgusting and anti-freedom is that?

Out of all the political issues and concerns I have seen in my 20+ years here at FR this one is the most repulsive, bigoted, idiotic, and completely intolerant I have ever seen.

This one, if allowed to prevail will tear apart the idea of America.

12 posted on 06/24/2018 1:46:03 PM PDT by sirchtruth (Freedom is not free.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
"Love Trumps Hate" — LOL! A whole segment of society incapable of moral and intellectual consistency.
 
13 posted on 06/24/2018 1:59:23 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (MAGA in the mornin', MAGA in the evenin', MAGA at suppertime . . .)
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To: EdnaMode
Who wants a piece of Pay-For-Play Tiramisu?


14 posted on 06/24/2018 2:13:28 PM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I knew this was going to happen when the liberal politicians legalized recreational “medical marijuana” and had the snowflakes begin eating Tide pods.


15 posted on 06/24/2018 2:13:52 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (#NotARussianBot)
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To: EdnaMode

Outstanding


16 posted on 06/24/2018 2:19:20 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Can’t even spell. It’s written “H8.”


17 posted on 06/24/2018 3:02:14 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: Governor Dinwiddie; EdnaMode
These fools are looking at BK in 4, 3, 2,......


18 posted on 06/24/2018 3:29:24 PM PDT by 4Liberty (illegal immigration is a "process" crime too....)
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To: EdnaMode

This is the actual menu, right?


19 posted on 06/24/2018 4:46:09 PM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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To: EdnaMode
May we suggest a Red hen menu change more appropriate for leftists.
20 posted on 06/24/2018 5:28:02 PM PDT by tflabo (Varmints)
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