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[joke] The REAL reason Justice Kennedy is retiring....
The Wind ^ | July 9, 2016 | unnamed sources!

Posted on 07/09/2018 7:24:06 PM PDT by AnalogReigns

The weekend of the first week of May, 2016 Anthony Kennedy told his wife Mary he wanted to go see his old friend Joe Smith in Baltimore, Maryland. Kennedy, who hated using a driver, or Secret Service guards, was determined to drive himself. Mary was concerned--but knew he'd do what he wanted no matter what she said.

"OK, honey, don't forget your cell phone, so you can call me in case of emergency," Mary told him. The aged Supreme Court Justice dutifully put his cell phone in his pocket.

The day went well, with the journey up I-95 uneventful. After a few hours of croquet with his old friend, Smith, Anthony decided it was time to go home.

As he slowly entered the highway, Kennedy sensed something must be wrong.... Then Mary called him on the phone, "Anthony, you must watch out! I just saw on the news that there's a WRONG-WAY DRIVER on I-95 in Baltimore!"

Anthony shouted his reply, "I KNOW HONEY! THERE'S HUNDREDS OF THEM!!!"

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After that day, it was decided he MUST retire....


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: joke; kennedy; satire; vanity; wreck
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1 posted on 07/09/2018 7:24:06 PM PDT by AnalogReigns
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To: AnalogReigns

I thought that driver looked familiar. ;-)


2 posted on 07/09/2018 7:28:57 PM PDT by House Atreides (BOYCOTT the NFL, its products and players 100% - PERMANENTLY)
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To: AnalogReigns

Very old joke.


3 posted on 07/09/2018 7:29:46 PM PDT by ASA Vet (Make American Intelligence Great Again.)
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To: ASA Vet

very old for good reasons...it’s funny! :-D


4 posted on 07/09/2018 7:32:25 PM PDT by AnalogReigns (Real life is ANALOG...)
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To: AnalogReigns

5 posted on 07/09/2018 7:42:40 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: AnalogReigns

They almost took out Katie Arrington (who days earlier defeated Mark Sanford in SC) with a ‘wrong way driver’. Kennedy had every right to be concerned.


6 posted on 07/09/2018 7:42:44 PM PDT by BobL (I drive a pick up truck because it makes me feel like a man)
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To: BobL

Wrong-way driving is so common on the Autobahn in Germany, they have a word for it, “Geisterfahrer” (literally, “Ghost-Driver.”)


7 posted on 07/09/2018 7:47:06 PM PDT by AnalogReigns (Real life is ANALOG...)
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To: Vaquero

One of my best laughs ever when they passed thru the two 18 wheelers.


8 posted on 07/09/2018 7:55:50 PM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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To: Vaquero

Heheh, I love that movie!

I had a friend who drove the wrong way on a highway, and he told me how pissed he got: “All these a-holes were blinding me by flashing their lights at me!”


9 posted on 07/09/2018 8:27:55 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: AnalogReigns

Re-purposed joke from way back.


10 posted on 07/09/2018 9:13:47 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline is here. you just can't see it.)
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To: Bullish; AnalogReigns

Great timing!

Thanks for posting :)


11 posted on 07/09/2018 9:33:20 PM PDT by redinIllinois (Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' Grandma - multi issue voter)
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To: AnalogReigns

Good one


12 posted on 07/09/2018 10:25:06 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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