[BBell]

Lets hope it's not an ancient alien nuclear reactor under it.

[frank ballenger]

Ancient Alien researchers say “yes!”

[Ken Regis]

Since it’s “giant” sized, maybe it’s for Hillary, or Mooshell.

[LostInBayport]

Inside it are Obama’s birth certificate, Hillary’s emails and Jimmy Hoffa.

And Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s prom photo. Well not a photo, but a sketch of her doing the Curly Shuffle with Thutmose III.

[Rurudyne]

The tomb, such as it is, doesn’t look Egyptian at all. The coffin appears blank. The bust looks either incomplete or maybe was defaced.

So, more The Mummy than Ancient Aliens.

I wonder if the corpse is still gooey?

[Fungi]

Shakespeare said it best: “Good friend, for Jesus’ sake forebear, To dig the dust enclosed hear, Blessed be the man that spares these stones, And cursed be he that moves my bones.”

[Oratam]

I think we’re being played here. The bust is a joke—it resembles a young Edward VIII.

[arrogantsob]

Tomb of Alexander the Great? Though his sarcophagus was said to be crystal.

[Windflier]

"A mysterious ancient black granite sarcophagus has been discovered in Egypt."

The dynastic Egyptians didn't have tools hard enough to carve granite.

I would suggest that box was carved by some as yet unknown, pre-dynastic culture, who possesed the technology to fashion it.

[waterhill]

Cool. Maybe there’s a curse.

On Tut: Stunning new research also claims that King Tutankhamun may have been a boy soldier, challenging the theory he was a weak and sickly youth before his mysterious death at around 18 years of age.

I thought Tut was a club-footed inbred?

[vpintheak]

It’s Imotep! Don’t open it!

[dragnet2]

2000 years old? Not that old. Considering the planet is about 4.5 billion years old, 2000 years ago is like yesterday.

[smokingfrog]

[BradyLS]

Could it be Alexander the Great’s final resting place?

[Tennessee Nana]

PING

[NRx]

[Jeff Chandler]

The beloved center for the Alexandria basketball team?

[dayglored]

IBTAAG

(In Before The Ancient Aliens Guy)

[G Larry]

Stargate?

[a fool in paradise]

>>A mysterious ancient black granite sarcophagus has been discovered in Egypt.

For 2000 years they took it for granite...

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Nope. Not an alien nuclear reactor but you are close.

It is the owner of the Black Stone found on the moon in “2001 Space Odessy”. He came to earth for a vacation after placing the stone on the moon but got sick and died.

Or, since it is 6 feet long, it’s the crypt of Boris Karloff from the original film, “The Mummy”. Must have been left there after filming ended and got buried by the sand.

Or, it is the final resting place of Judge Crater.

Definitely not Capone’s crypt. Just ask Geraldo.