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To: sodpoodle

Since we’re telling husband-wife jokes:

Bill Clinton is starting to have - shall we say - difficulties while in bed with Hillary. So Bill goes to his good friend Jesse Jackson for advice.

“The secret”, Jesse tells Bill, “is to start by roaring like a lion. It will give you all the confidence you need.”

That night Bill and Hillary are in bed. It’s 2 AM, the lights are off, and Bill is feeling amorous. So he roars like a lion.

“Is that you, Jesse?” Hillary asks.


8 posted on 07/12/2018 11:35:56 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: Leaning Right

The five most pathetic words in the English language:

“My wife won’t let me.”

I cannot believe the sheer godawfulness of today’s women. And it’s not just feminists. Traditional women are still prone to nagging, yelling, and using every sort of manipulation to get their way.

I have had several such females in my extended family. most of them are gone to whatever afterlife awaits nagging, screaming old witches.

Thank God I am one of that rare breed, the lifelong straight bachelor.

You go into this world alone, you go out alone. All human relationships are ultimately transactional.

And women today are completely mercenary. Put in enough years to qualify for a fat settlement, then drag the old man into family court and take him to the cleaners.

Yes, you don’t know how alone you are until you’re in a relationship or, worse, marriage with a predatory female.

God have mercy on their greedy little hearts — because I surely will not.


9 posted on 07/12/2018 12:03:40 PM PDT by Nothingburger
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To: Leaning Right

Ouch!!!

Ha :)


14 posted on 07/12/2018 12:52:56 PM PDT by redinIllinois (Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' Grandma - multi issue voter)
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