Posted on 07/16/2018 4:30:15 AM PDT by simpson96
(snip) local politics has its own charms, no?
If youre a taxpayer or homeowner, local politics and the taxes local politicians keep raising tend to eat through your savingsand the equity in your home like a ravenous herd of zombie wharf rats.
Mayor Rahm Emanuel will use his vast multimillion-dollar political warchest in an impossibly crowded field of challengers to help him get the matchup he needs to survive a runoff in the spring.
Thats the main event. Emanuel wants desperately to survive.
But theres also that race for governor of Illinois, between socially liberal Republican Gov. Bruce Rauner and Boss Madigans favorite billionaire, Democrat J.B. Pritzker, the plumbers helper.
And I dont mind telling you that Im quite disappointed in Rauners plumber commercial. Im truly disappointed.
It pokes fun at Pritzker for buying a mansion next to his Astor Street palace, then having the toilets removed and the home listed as uninhabitable, which resulted in a $230,000 property tax break on the mansion that still had toilets.
So perhaps all Illinois homeowners, even those who arent billionaires and cant buy mansions next door, should follow the Pritzker model.
To survive whopping Illinois property taxes, lets all just knock out the toilets in our own homes and set up port-a-potties in our backyards.
Because this is Illinois, where there are corncobs aplenty, and if thats what we have to do to stay in our homes, dadgummit, well do it.
So you bet Im outraged. But not because of the port-a-potties.
Its that Pritzker plumber commercial of Rauners.
I wanted at least three fat plumbers in that commercial, one of them being Pritzker. And all of them were to have pushed the toilets. Each was to wear jeans belted underneath the belly and T-shirts that werent long enough.
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There is nothing wrong with Illinios that carpet bombing Chicago wouldn’t fix.
The Pritzker family are rich a-holes; Donald did battle with them in the past, and defeated them. (a hotel deal, I think, in the 80’s).
They hate our President.
For non-Illinoisans who haven’t been inundated with JB Pritzker commercials, here’s what they’re like: Imagine those pictures of “Kim Il Jung looking at things” (there’s even a web-site for that), and replace Kim with a Caucasian who looks just as dumb, just fatter and with a marginally better haircut.
That’s Illinois’s next governor.
The Pritzkes own the Hyatt Hotel Chain - they are Multi Billionaires who seem to be in court on regular basis. They are so crooked that some of their own family members sued them for mismanagement of company funds. JB as Governor will completely sink Illinois.
Actually, let’s make that Kim Jong-Un (better on the obesity coefficient): https://www.ranker.com/list/51-best-pictures-of-kim-jong-un-looking-at-things-v1/ariel-kana
“a Caucasian who looks just as dumb, just fatter and with a marginally better haircut.”
All that, and some appear to me, trying to give Pritzker a slight Hispanic look.
Maybe I need a new monitor or glasses?
J.B. does kinda look like Former Governor/Clinton Lackey Bill Richardson, before Richardson lost all that weight. Maybe J.B. is one of those famed white Hispanics, who cant be trusted with guns.
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