ESPYs host Danica Patrick falls flat in opening monologue

AP ^ | 7/18/2018 | BETH HARRIS

[isom35]

is it a barcode for a scanner?

[McGruff]

Look you can't win a race if you can't finish a race.

[BluH2o]

Her entire racing career seemed to be based solely on her gender and her looks, not on any talent or accomplishments.

Reminds me of Amelia Earhart ... definitely a gender thing, a mediocre pilot by any standard; but, to Donica's credit she is more attractive than Amelia.

[SW6906]

Her nickname is Crashica....

[WASCWatch]

McCain didn’t fly fighter jets. He flew ground attack planes. Even his Admiral daddy couldn’t get him into fighters.

[rolling_stone]

McCain didn’t fly fighter jets. He flew ground attack planes. Even his Admiral daddy couldn’t get him into fighters.

I thought he crashed them.../s

[vladimir998]

“I saw a photo of her standing next to an NFL QB. She really is tiny.”

And he’s NOT that tall (6’2”) and hates it when people remind him of that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDEFfOWRDBY

[jaz.357]

Would Lazz hit it?

[Kickass Conservative]

Picky, picky, picky... LOL

[WASCWatch]

Well, at least three of them.

[jyo19]

Why is there even ans ESPys? Count me among those who won’t support the Walt Disney Company’s ratings or its agenda... which Walt Disney, himself, would have hated if he was alive today.

[SuperLuminal]

"The thing is, there are female racing drivers who are far better than Danica."

Absolutely! Unfortunately they were not able pose in various erotic yoga positions...

[SuperLuminal]

"My mother was faster than her with my two brothers and I standing in the seats, smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer."

We must be related...You just described my Mother (who everyone lovingly called "sarge")...

[apocalypto]

Or the Anna Kournikova of NASCAR.

[Karl Spooner]

It happens. I remember when they hired Sandy koufax to be color man in the booth after his brilliant career. Not only dull, but painfully dull. I think they had him out of there within two broadcasts.

[DUMBGRUNT]

https://sports.gunaxin.com/danica-patrick-tattoo-update/12761

“Mine is a checkered flag-American flag with some angel wings and some stars and stuff. It’s a two-part thing, I got the first half of it when I was 19 and I got the rest of it just a few months ago.”

[SoCal Pubbie]

“Why is there even ans ESPys? “

There shouldn’t be. The ESPYS are the most useless of useless award shows, but it’s just an excuse to grab some ratings.

[Seruzawa]

Ground attack is a far more dangerous occupation than fighter pilot.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Went out of my way not to watch it. Anybody know if they gave another courage award to some fruit, weirdo, or commie this year?

[WASCWatch]

True, but fighter planes take more talent.