Armless Florida Artist Accused of Stabbing Chicago Man With Scissors Using Feet

NBC Chicago ^ | Jul 11, 2018

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Handsome feller.

[jonascord]

This has got “gay panic” as the turd in the punch bowl, as the unmentioned subtext...

[Boogieman]

Reminds me of the joke about a woman with no arms and legs crying at the beach...

[rdl6989]

Here’s a headline you don’t see every day.

[digger48]

I guess his career in wallpaper hanging didn’t go so well

[Moonmad27]

Let’s play “guess the psychiatric diagnosis”.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Today we went to White Lake for swimming and picnicking.

After I took this picture, we walked back to the path from this wooden observation platform at the waters edge, a man approached me little too direct and a little too quick as if he was waiting. He asked me: Are you courageous?

I thought about the weapon I carry and told him: I'm doing alright.
Turned out he was a Jehovah Witness so I took his pamphlet and we moved on, quickly.

Fish.

I was leading my daughter to the water for a swim and just before stepping into the water (off to the side of these water fowl) one of the swans came floating at me a little too direct and a little too quick and hissed at me so we backed off (I no longer had my weapon) and then they moved on and we went swimming.

We were swimming and playing in the water for about 20 minutes when I noticed some other people arrived. So I told my daughter let's go out and sit with Luna, because she had begun barking too much. She don't like being separated from my daughter but eventually will calm down. Luna calmed down and my daughter asked to go back in and since I had to pee I said: Sure why not?

However, after 10 minutes I noticed my daughter's jaw was shivering and her lips actually looked a little blue so I told her to swim but that wasn't helping. At that time it was cloudy with very light drizzle. But my app said the Sun would come out (later it did). We went out of the water and then I realized I forgot to pee. So I told my wife I wanted a picture of me in the lake with the fountain in the background. Now I had an excuse to go back and pee. I told her, I'll give give a thumbs up.

But when I turned, while peeing and going to be done doing that and give thumbs up, she gave me the thumbs up instead and walked off having taken the picture, of me peeing in the lake. A misunderstanding. I probably could have left out the pee story. Sorry.

If the three legged dog doesn't bite food from your hand the toy poodle puppy will.
picture 2

We took a short walk and found this.
picture 2

and a sprinkler park we will definitely come back to. pic1, pic2, pic3 (these sprinklers turn on and off, except for one, and have different types of water sprinkles.

place also has what I call a "Jungle Jim" (a seat hung from a wheel attached to a cable). I think the best one I have seen.
pic1, pic2
pic3, pic4
pic5

Another looking point.

Thank You to my Daughter who was in many of the pictures!

[dayglored]

> The Black Knight?

'Tis only a flesh wound!

[dayglored]

OMG that’s funny

[sportutegrl]

Sounds like the start of the first Vacation movie.

[Jaxter]

It shouldn’t have gotten physical . The guy should have just given him the toe and walked away .

[bgill]

Running with scissors.

[ANKE69]

Schöne Bilder! :)

[Berlin_Freeper]

Vielen Dank, ich wünsche Dir ein schönes Wochenende! :)