[Mr. K]

One of these days scientists are going to figure out what causes pregnancy, and devise ways to prevent it before you have to kill a baby you didn’t want.

[Morgana]

“One of these days scientists are going to figure out what causes pregnancy, and devise ways to prevent it before you have to kill a baby you didn’t want.”

Some say it’s something in the water.

Others say it has something to do with a man sticking his penis into a woman’s vagina.

[Mrs. Don-o]

Nah. It's caused by aggressive Republican Nazi Trump-fetuses accosting random blameless women on the street and climbing right in.

Y'know.