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Ontario woman accidentally steals car from Walmart parking lot
National Post ^ | 13 July 2018 | Joe O'Connor

Posted on 07/25/2018 5:59:20 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

..., and realize you have no recollection as to where you actually parked the car in the first place.

Upon exiting the store, she climbed in a black Nissan — the vehicle was open and the keys were in the ignition — and drove home. Soon after, a local man exited the store and began wandering about the parking lot in an increasing state of agitation, before concluding that his black Infiniti had been stolen, and calling police to report the theft.

...She informed the manager that she wasn’t entirely happy with the car. For one, it was messy when she picked it up — and there was a set of golf clubs in the trunk. The rental car manager examined the woman’s keys and noted that, in fact, she had rented a Nissan Sentra, while the keys in her possession belonged to an Infiniti.

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Some imported fun from Canada.

Could happen to almost anyone.

1 posted on 07/25/2018 5:59:20 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

The guy left the keys in the ignition? What a hoser!


2 posted on 07/25/2018 6:01:30 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The MSM is in the business of creating a fake version of reality for political reasons.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Those crazy Canucks.. Eh?


3 posted on 07/25/2018 6:04:21 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: ClearCase_guy
The guy left the keys in the ignition? What a hoser!

Back in the 50s and even into the 60s my Dad used to leave the car keys under the driver's seat.We only started locking the doors of our house in 1975 after someone broke in *while we were asleep* and took silverware,etc.

A more innocent time for sure.

4 posted on 07/25/2018 6:07:24 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (You Say "White Privilege"...I Say "Protestant Work Ethic")
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I am Canadian...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaXoI3tyKgw

Eh?


5 posted on 07/25/2018 6:07:49 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: ClearCase_guy

What a hoser!

Is that good, or bad?


6 posted on 07/25/2018 6:10:00 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (This Space for Rent)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXKjLZumm5s


7 posted on 07/25/2018 6:10:21 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Gay State Conservative

I kept them under the drivers seat until about 2006 or so when I finally gave into my wife’s nagging. It makes them much harder to misplace.


8 posted on 07/25/2018 6:11:19 PM PDT by Hieronymus (It is terrible to contemplate how few p.oliticians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Hoser is Loser in Canadian.

Comes from hockey prior to the zamboni. After a game, someone had to hose down the ice to create a new smooth layer. The losing team got the pleasure.


9 posted on 07/25/2018 6:11:38 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The MSM is in the business of creating a fake version of reality for political reasons.)
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To: Hieronymus

In the 60”s a Buick key would fit a Chevy, would fit an Olds. One of my classmates would routinely move a teacher’s car around the teachers parking lot.


10 posted on 07/25/2018 6:14:49 PM PDT by rstrahan
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To: DUMBGRUNT; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON; Army Air Corps; KC_Lion
black Infiniti had been stolen, and calling police to report the theft.

...She informed the manager that she wasn’t entirely happy with the car. For one, it was messy when she picked it up — and there was a set of golf clubs in the trunk.

Did the clubs get back to the owner in one piece or did she try to throw off a pursuer?


11 posted on 07/25/2018 6:17:44 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Years ago we had a taupe Explorer( like everyone else, practically) and I parked it in a shopping plaza. When I came out of the store, I went to my car, got in and while putting the key in the ignition, glanced at the passenger seat, wondering where the file folders came from, and why the carpet looked so freshly vacuumed. The key didn’t fit, and yeah, it was the wrong car. I nearly died and hoped the owner wouldn’t see me getting out of his car. Actually, I was parked only a couple of cars away.


12 posted on 07/25/2018 6:17:57 PM PDT by FrdmLvr
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Oops!


13 posted on 07/25/2018 6:18:05 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: FrdmLvr

I use a spare key for my daughter’s 2005 gold Highlander. One day tried to get in and a key was broken off in the door! I pulled the key out with a needle-nose pliers, and put small NRA stickers on the corner of each front door by the handles.


14 posted on 07/25/2018 6:23:16 PM PDT by 21twelve
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To: Gay State Conservative

While bowling one cold winter night back in the 1960’s.
One of the guys said he was going to warm up his car, another his tossed keys and said’blue Chevy across from you’.

He started the wrong Chevy!

IIRC they had two keys, one door, and a separate ignition?

Rumor had it that there were only about a dozen different keys, but the number of combinations made for an unlikely match?


15 posted on 07/25/2018 6:24:11 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (This Space for Rent)
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To: mylife

“I am Canadian...”

My condolences. :)

You throw a softball, we’ll knock it out of the park.


16 posted on 07/25/2018 6:27:56 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: mylife

Carrer highlight: Dancing naked in a captain’s hat.

Did I read that correctly?


17 posted on 07/25/2018 6:28:12 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (This Space for Rent)
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To: rstrahan

In the late ‘70’s a coworker locked her keys in her Dodge Aspen. The key to my Plymouth Duster unlocked her door.


18 posted on 07/25/2018 6:29:48 PM PDT by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I had a car that you could start on a cold day, pull the key out and lock the door then go in the house fore coffee, come out 15 mins later and unlock the toasty warm car..

I was like “I know this ignition is worn out, but this should be a FEATURE!”


19 posted on 07/25/2018 6:30:22 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: mylife

FEATURE or BUG?


20 posted on 07/25/2018 6:32:08 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (This Space for Rent)
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