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Alligator-toting man on a beer run prompts Florida wildlife officials' investigation
https://www.nola.com/ ^ | 7/28/18

Posted on 07/29/2018 2:15:27 PM PDT by BBell

With an alligator tucked under one arm, a man tromped into a Jacksonville, Florida, convenience store looking for a 12-pack of beer in recent days. The incident, which was caught on a viral, laughter-filled Facebook video, is being looked into by Florida wildlife officials, according to a local ABC News affiliate.

WTLC reported it was not immediately clear if the man had done anything illegal.

In the video, a man can be seen walking through the convenience store with what appears to be a 4- or 5-foot-alligator under one arm.

(Excerpt) Read more at nola.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alligator; beerrun; florida; floridaman; floriduh; jacksonville; wildlife; wildlifeofficials
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Redneck humor.

Direct link to video:

Florida man chases store shoppers with an alligator

57 seconds

1 posted on 07/29/2018 2:15:27 PM PDT by BBell
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To: BBell

So...was this wrong?


2 posted on 07/29/2018 2:18:43 PM PDT by rrrod (just an old guy with a gun in his pocket)
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3 posted on 07/29/2018 2:18:53 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: BBell

Florida, home of all kinds of crazy nutty!


4 posted on 07/29/2018 2:19:05 PM PDT by dforest (Never let a Muslim cut your hair.)
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To: BBell
As long as it wasn't a full auto AR-15 assault gator, what's the problem? 🐊
5 posted on 07/29/2018 2:19:43 PM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: dforest
No, we moved in Sept 2011 away from there. 🐊👹
6 posted on 07/29/2018 2:20:43 PM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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7 posted on 07/29/2018 2:21:42 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: BBell
p01b
8 posted on 07/29/2018 2:25:10 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: BBell

A man has a natural right to keep and bear alligators!


9 posted on 07/29/2018 2:25:52 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: rktman

That gator was probably drinking beer with that guy.

Gator-ade.


10 posted on 07/29/2018 2:26:00 PM PDT by dforest (Never let a Muslim cut your hair.)
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To: BBell

The alligator wanted Beer but couldn’t remember which brand so I had to bring him ,Oh no the alligator is probably underage


11 posted on 07/29/2018 2:29:35 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: BBell

The Gator’s snout is tape closed.
It looks like Duck Tape.


12 posted on 07/29/2018 2:31:28 PM PDT by deport
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To: BBell

Send this video to George Will.


13 posted on 07/29/2018 2:33:45 PM PDT by dforest (Never let a Muslim cut your hair.)
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To: deport
Shouldn’t they have used Gator Tape???
14 posted on 07/29/2018 2:34:43 PM PDT by jdsteel (Americans are Dreamers too!!)
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To: BBell

I saw an alligator in a bar. When he tried to order, the chick on the next barstool said, “you don’t belong here!”. So he promptly ate her.
He turns back to the barkeep and orders a beer.
Barkeep says I’m sure not serving you now. We don’t serve dopers.
“Dopers? I’m no doper”, says the gator.

Barkeep says “oh yeah? What about that Barbitchuate?


15 posted on 07/29/2018 2:36:37 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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To: BBell
It was "Bring Your Alligator and Get 10% Off on Beer" day.

That's nothing compared to "Bring Your Kangaroo and Get 2 liters of Vodka For the Price of One" day!

16 posted on 07/29/2018 2:37:02 PM PDT by IronJack
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To: DesertRhino

LOL Good heavens. Can’t imagine who thought that one up.


17 posted on 07/29/2018 2:38:46 PM PDT by dforest (Never let a Muslim cut your hair.)
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To: BBell

Both gator and handler appeared to be minors.


18 posted on 07/29/2018 2:42:54 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: jdsteel

Well, you could have said Gorilla Tape but I think that’s been deemed racis’ now too.


19 posted on 07/29/2018 2:44:32 PM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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ch
20 posted on 07/29/2018 2:45:19 PM PDT by Ronald_Magnus
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