Skip to comments.Star Wars Remake Planned With Deep-South Accents! (humor)
Posted on 07/31/2018 2:14:46 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Darth Vader: "Lewk! Ah am yer Pappy! Bless yor heart, y'all KNOWS it t'be true!"
Darth Vader: "Alla Y'all leave dat t'me!"
Obi Wan: "Darth, if'n y'all knock me on my butt, Ima come back ELEVENTY times as powahful!"
Luke: "Butter mah biscuits! Dat ain't sew hard! I usta shewt wamp-rats that were 'bout that big!"
Darth Vader: "Alla y'alls lack of faith PISSES ME OFF!"
ObiWan (offscreen): "Use that dang ol' force, Lewk! You inbred sumbitch!"
C3PO: "Best let that dang Wookie win, Bubba. He'll tear yew up!"
Yoder: "TRY? Bull flops, son. Git up an' DO that thang!"
Luke: "Hell, I ain't a-skeered."
Yoder: "You GONNA be a-skeered, boy, I tell you what."
Princess Leia Organa: Dart'. Y'all done gone TOO fahr. Dat Imperial Senate ain't gonna hogtie no pigs when they heah alla y'all attacked a--
Darth Vader (voice): Don't act like dat raccoon ain't eat'n no chicken eggs, Sunday Mama. You weren't on no homeless help mission.
Some radio yabbering wuz caught 'tween y'all and some Johnny Rebs!
Princess Leia Organa: Well, BLESS YOUR HEART, son, yer all nuttin' up on me. I got some chops bein' as I am a Senatah!
Darth Vader (voice): You are part of the Confederacy and a Reb! Take her away!
Princess Leia Organa: (muttering) Damnable Yankee.
Darth Vader (voice): I've been layin' low for ya'll Obi-wan, like B'rer Fox lay low for Bre'r Rabbit. And sho nuff, you done come
back! The chicken-coop is finally fenced in PROPAH! When I left y'all, I was only a yungun, now I the big man in this heah trailer park!"
ObiWan, regarding the Mos Eisly Trailerpark: "Y'all ain't ever gone find more meth heads and skanks than right up in thayuh."
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Did they eat grits and schrimp befo this scene, inquiruring mahnds hwant to know?
AND sweet tea!
Wow in the good way, or wow in the bad way? :)
And you misspelled CRAWDADS
Dang, I have shunned relatives that talk just like that.
Most are still doing time.
Or dead from likker poisonin.
Totally wrong. Unless you were going for black southerners. In order for satire to be funny there must be an element of truth. FAIL
Ah done changed that shyite, boy! Betta pray to Lord God Jeesus and all His Disciples Ah don't just whup you upside the head on top a dat!
In Winder, GA, and in Walton County, everyone talks like this. Black, white, plaid....
I was hoping it would be in 3D VistaVision with all of the dialogue in Esperanto.
It will be in Trump 5D-Chess Vision.
"Damn girl! You as good as yo sister!"
"Baby -- my baby's daddah is your brother."
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