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[satire] Death Penalty Still Permissible For People Who Drive Slowly In The Left Lane, Pope Francis
Babylon Bee ^ | 8/3/2018 | Uncredited

Posted on 08/03/2018 5:59:16 PM PDT by RightGeek

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To: SkyDancer

EEWWWW!


21 posted on 08/03/2018 6:52:32 PM PDT by jmacusa (Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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To: RightGeek
This is satire

Really?

22 posted on 08/03/2018 7:17:30 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline is here. you just can't see it.)
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To: RightGeek
Death Penalty Still Permissible For People Who Drive Slowly In The Left Lane, Pope Francis Clarifies..that alone is enough to make me want to convert......
23 posted on 08/03/2018 7:18:15 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: RightGeek

LMAO!


24 posted on 08/03/2018 7:19:49 PM PDT by pke
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To: RightGeek

Aggressive drivers of all kinds have either lost their will to live or are deluding themselves. Install cameras or have them installed as soon as you can, with the rear camera mounted for a sure shot of the license plate behind you. Always carry a phone that you can use to call 911 very easily and quickly with one hand while driving (hands free, headset, whatever, phone set up for it).

Get trained for self-defense, get equipped, get self-defense insurance, etc. Travel with others who are trained and equipped as often as possible. When a fool humps your bumper, make the phone call and pull over. Avoid them. If they come after you, remember that they can’t control themselves and have an unrealistic assumption about what’s going to happen.

Then, if necessary, give them what they’re begging for, and call your retainer service (self-defense insurance). Don’t allow them to have any legal way of revenge.

Secure your home, too.


25 posted on 08/03/2018 8:05:59 PM PDT by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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To: RightGeek

BTW, the rear mount camera should be mounted low or otherwise mounted and tested to get a night shot of a tag despite headlights on the aggressor’s vehicle. Also get (or have a passenger get) a shot of the face of the driver with a phone or camera if possible. A fixed camera can also be mounted for a side view.


26 posted on 08/03/2018 8:10:36 PM PDT by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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To: DoodleBob

Two guys at adjoining urinals in Cambridge.

First guy leaves without washing.

“At Harvard, they teach us to wash our hands after using the facilities”

First guy stops, thinks, says “Hmm - at MIT they teach us not to pee on our hands”


27 posted on 08/03/2018 8:30:13 PM PDT by PlateOfShrimp
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To: RightGeek

This Pope’s gonna’ get the death sentence from the Big Guy upstairs.


28 posted on 08/03/2018 9:30:29 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline is here. you just can't see it.)
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To: jmacusa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLqy0DgqhRQ

I know how to do this and keep driving with fellow drivers giving me a thumbs up. Sure you don’t want to get over? It won’t waste any of the hundred drivers behind you cussing your soul to hell and I will pick a safe place to leave you stranded. Not like you have anything important to do.


29 posted on 08/03/2018 9:52:20 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
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To: RightGeek

....HAY PAPPY,
Does the Death Penalty apply to ex night club bouncers
who pose as holy See’s but in reality are nothing but
low life marxist communist anti-capitalistic wind bags?


30 posted on 08/03/2018 11:56:14 PM PDT by huckleberry55
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

I’ll let you in on a secret . I’m kidding here. Truth be told I’m a regular speed demon.


31 posted on 08/04/2018 12:33:52 AM PDT by jmacusa (Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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