[ClearCase_guy]

Variation on — “Mess with the bull, you get the horns.”

[TheGeezer]

Cows and steers are not territorial, but they do love food, of course, and I used to hand-feed two steers regularly. They used to come when I called them because they thought they might get some oats, rather than more boring old greenery!

Not bad pets, but more useful as steaks.

I think this was a city-slicker human (or some variant of same) who simply didn’t know that the cows/steers were just hungry or curious. The infrared video is pretty amusing to someone who knows such critters!

[alternatives?]

16 cows wouldn’t be considered a herd in many places.

[DFG]

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[BitWielder1]

I see a job opportunity for Police Cows.
Holy Cow, the BooVine Unit is here.
Their vans would have to be a little bigger than the K9s though.

[heterosupremacist]

How she was apprehended is irrelevant, you might say it is a MOOT point...

[Gamecock]

One look at the perp and you can just see that happening:

[DannyTN]

[moovova]

Chick-fil-A "Lost Cow"

[Georgia Girl 2]

They probably thought she had food. LOL!

[Pollard]

I used to live in Seminole County. Those damn copters would fly over our place every Fri and Sat nights and shine the spot light on us as we hung out by the lake. They don’t just use them for chases. They do sky patrols every weekend. Sometimes they’d come over 100 foot above after 10pm and wake anyone up that might have been trying to sleep. So glad I left that place. I can go more than a year out here on the boonies without hearing a siren.

[ZOOKER]

Knocked on a farmer's door once to tell him his cows were all over the road.

Thought I would see a thrill show with cowboys roping and herding, a treat for a city boy like me.

But no, he came out to the house by himself, on foot, with a white plastic bucket in his hand. The whole herd meekly followed him back through the gate...