Attack
Of The Killer Rodents!
Posted on 08/10/2018 4:28:28 PM PDT by ncalburt
Ha ha they named the squirrel after my first and middle name. I’m freaking infamous!
No disgrace. It was a hauptobersturmsquirrel
The fate of the Germans raised on soy milk.
Reading a pathetic story like this, and also having spent a fair amount of time in Germany, I seriously wonder about the profound, multi-generational effect there was in losing 4 million men in WW2. A generation of men grew up without fathers, and having lacked fathers were less able to model masculinity to their own sons and so on.
Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his penis
It’s Just a Flesh Wound!
Ain’t nothin compare to a wild Georgia hare
Damn no wonder die Frauen like Americans and marry them, still I look forward to going back to my chill spot in Stuttgart.
Seventy eight years ago German men were running wild through France and Paris like boiled corn through a goose.
Today they are running from baby squirrels like a scared rabbit runs from a wild wolf.
“This is not your grandfather’s Wehrmacht!”
Angela Merkin succeeded.
If this squirrel was looking for some nuts, he was chasing the wrong guy. This one obviously wasn’t carrying any in his sack.
Thank you, FRiend Snuff
You never heard about Mackensen because the WW1 eastern front has been so completely overshadowed by the war in the west.
Mackensen may have been the Kaiser’s most effective commander. Won impressive victories against the Russkies, especially the 1915 Gorlice-Tarnow offensive.
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