Skip to comments.Report: Christians Who Regularly Share Photos Of Bible, Coffee Significantly Godlier
Posted on 08/10/2018 4:34:17 PM PDT by OddLane
NASHVILLE, TNLifeWay Research released a new report Monday morning confirming that Christians who regularly share photos on social media which include both a Bible and a cup of coffee are significantly godlier than those who do not.
The data was gathered from a study of 8,000 Christians from a variety of denominations and backgrounds. It reports much higher levels of godliness and holiness among those who share at least one Bible/coffee pic per week, along with significantly elevated levels of love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control.
A higher frequency of sharing this specific type of image on Instagram, Facebook, and/or Twitter was positively correlated to greater levels of Christian virtue across the board, with those sharing their quiet times at least once per day achieving maximum earthly Christlikeness...
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LOL There sure are a lot of those.
Are they poking fun at Mormons?
Dennis Prager talks about our moral bank account: debits and credits.
I’ve been working and praying hard to mitigate some bad debts.
True, unless the photo also includes the Amway logo.
Godlier by whose measure?
Certainly not Yehova’s!
Posting photos of Bibles does not elevate one’s faith, and is much akin to the Pharisee’s visible public prayer.
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In contrast, I suppose, those who share pics of a Bible and cup of tea are evil?
Studies like this just seem so pointless IMO.
For any of you who haven’t figured it out by now Babylon Bee is the Christian equivalent of the Onion
What if you spill coffee on your Bible? Does that count?
Is this an inside joke? Sorry, but I don’t get the reference.
If it’s foo-foo coffee or anything from Starbucks, you go straight to Hell.
Is there somewhere I can get a grant to study the Godliness of people who hold a Bible while drinking coffee while standing on one foot with purple hair?
There’s people with purple hair on their feet?
Personally, I prefer the Classic FR Photo of a Bible and a Semi-Automatic. LOL! :-)
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You’re halfway there!
You should try it. You may be surprised.
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