[allendale]

Not their biggest problem.

[Bernard]

When I saw the headline, I was thinking of a different kind of alien. They don’t seem prepared for that either.

[Larry Lucido]

They will probably be hospitable, like Fritz and Helga.

[faithhopecharity]

Germany already has an alien plan in place. It’s called merkel

[lee martell]

Wrong aliens, but the German’s are on the right track.
Keep going.

[bgill]

No country on Earth is prepared for an alien attack.

[Nifster]

Aliens have already attacked

[KC_Lion]

Obviously.

[tomkat]

Ich bin ein Klingon ?

             

[headsonpikes]

They’ve already put Sgt. Schultz in charge of the whole Reich!

“I see nothing!”

[Paine in the Neck]

Merkel: “Give them all asylum!”

[I want the USA back]

If Martians land in Germany they won’t be going on welfare, breeding unproductive screaming little jihadis, raping the women and driving trucks into crowds.

Just feed them some German head cheese and they’ll go away.

[FreedomPoster]

It’s OK, they’re from France.

[Williams]

Just tell them about Hitler.

[Political Junkie Too]

Just give them their own line at Frankfurt Airport.

-PJ

[Rapscallion]

Do you realize how nutty you sound in print?

[Dr. Sivana]

Well, if you watch "The Man in the High Castle", our Germans are likely getting visits already by the Germans in a parallel Earth where the Nazis won.

[Architect of Avalon]

Germany need a plan for repelling the hordes of homicidal savages that have been invading it for years.

[ASOC]

You made me look... While there are plenty of Space Cadets at Nellis, the SAS is in CO.

he 527th Space Aggressor Squadron (527 SAS) is a non-flying United States Air Force unit assigned to the 57th Adversary Tactics Group. The 527 SAS is stationed at Schriever Air Force Base, Colorado, being a Geographically Separated Unit (GSU) of the 57 ATG, which is stationed at Nellis AFB, Nevada.

Its mission is to train US, joint and allied military forces for combat with space-capable adversaries preparing USAF, Joint and Allied Forces for combat through realistic threat replication, training, and feedback through specialized and certified space-capable aggressors. It operates adversary space systems, develops new tactics, techniques and procedures to counter threats, and improves the US military space posture.

The squadron attempts to replicate enemy threats to space-based and space-enabled systems during tests and training exercises. By using Global Positioning System and satellite communications jamming techniques, it provides Air Force, joint and coalition military personnel with an understanding of how to recognize, mitigate, counter and defeat these threats.

The 527 SAS serves to know, teach and replicate a wide array of terrestrial and space threats to the U.S. military’s space enablers. The squadron trains the modern warfighter to operate in an environment where critical systems like GPS and SATCOM are interfered with or denied—preparing them for the current and future fights, and guaranteeing U.S. battlefield dominance well into the 21st century.

[clearcarbon]

"Germany lacks plan in case of alien contact"

Whenever maxine waters visits Germany she should be quarantined.