Posted on 08/24/2018 9:23:37 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE. ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN.
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !' And they say blondes are dumb....
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you'
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Dear Lord, I pray for
Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; and
Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manual
While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world......... ......then He made the earth round. ------------ --------- --------- --------- -------
Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day!
And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!
Cute!
Okay; I shared these.
A sign in the front window of a business in VP Pence's home town in Indiana reads.... WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, HILLARY CLINTON, NANCY PELOSI, HARRY REID, ALL THE ELITES OF CONGRESS, THE MASS MEDIA, AND ALL OF HOLLYWOOD THAN WITH ONE CONSERVATIVE AMERICAN!!!
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Whiting, Indiana (VP Pence’s home town).
You are probably either outraged, or saddened, or elated, depending on your political persuasion. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty; and after all…it is just a sign.
You may ask, what kind of business would dare post such a sign?
Answer: Owen's Funeral Home (You Gotta love the Midwest, eh!) ?
these jokes are hilarious!
isn’t Pence’s hometown Columbus IN?
The young blonde applied for a police job, and was being interviewed by the Police chief.
He showed her a mug shot on screen for 10 seconds, then asked her to describe the suspect.
She said, “He has only one eye, one ear and he uses contacts”
The chief shook his head and said “lady that was a side view of his face, so how can you say he has only one eye and one ear, but you are right he does wear contacts, so how did you figure that out”?
The blonde said “Duh that was easy, with only one ear how is he supposed to wear glasses”?
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