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SATIRE: Incoming Planned Parenthood President Confirms She Has Acquired Final Infinity Stone
Babylon Bee ^ | Setember 13, 2018 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/13/2018 9:51:05 PM PDT by OddLane

Well, this isn’t good.

Planned Parenthood’s incoming president Dr. Leana Wen just confirmed in an interview that she has acquired the final Infinity Stone, the last piece of her plan to utilize the Infinity Gauntlet to wipe out millions of babies across the universe.

“Aborting babies does put a smile on my face,” she said in the whimsical video announcing her new position with the abortion provider, a video in which the Infinity Gauntlet is clearly visible on a shelf behind her. “They can dread it, they can run from it—well, actually they can’t because they’re society’s most vulnerable group—but destiny still arrives.”

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; plannedparenthood; satire

1 posted on 09/13/2018 9:51:05 PM PDT by OddLane
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To: OddLane

Joking aside, this woman is creepy. :(

https://youtu.be/8IS1UmZK1Nk


2 posted on 09/13/2018 9:59:40 PM PDT by CondoleezzaProtege
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To: OddLane

I can’t tell if this woman believes she’s speaking literally or figuratively. Time will tell.


3 posted on 09/13/2018 10:05:24 PM PDT by lee martell (AT)
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To: OddLane

This is a satire site. Sometimes satire is too real. This is the Marvel movie that ended my interest in Marvel movies.. Pol Pot level evil offered as a “good” idea. Only Cultural Marxists could be so deceptive. The Movie asserts that cutting half of the population of a planet cures all of their economic woes. Economics, not so much.


4 posted on 09/13/2018 10:22:38 PM PDT by dalight
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To: CondoleezzaProtege

That is bone chilling. :(


5 posted on 09/13/2018 10:49:42 PM PDT by OddLane
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To: OddLane; Morgana

This article breaks me and gives me even more chills. Apparently Dr. Wen was one of the main doctors treating the victims of the Boston Marathon bombing in real time. Here she is describing her PTSD from that day...it’s so awful to square this with her now leading the abortion death mill.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2314453/Leana-Wen-Boston-doctor-struggles-nightmares-treating-bombing-victims-horrific-shrapnel-wounds-blood-soaked-ER.html


6 posted on 09/13/2018 11:08:34 PM PDT by CondoleezzaProtege
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To: CondoleezzaProtege

BTTT.


7 posted on 09/13/2018 11:17:46 PM PDT by OddLane
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To: OddLane

Unfunny satire.


8 posted on 09/13/2018 11:24:40 PM PDT by Bigg Red (The USA news industry, the MSM-13, takes a machete to the truth. {h/t TigersEye})
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To: Bigg Red

Not sure it was intended to be a knee-slapper, Bigg Red.


9 posted on 09/13/2018 11:53:43 PM PDT by OddLane
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To: CondoleezzaProtege
"....Here she is describing her PTSD from that day...it’s so awful to square this with her now leading the abortion death mill."

She is in the wrong line of work if she can't work ER without these issues.

Apparently she is now in her chosen field: political spokesperson for an organization responsible for murdering the unborn on a very large scale? That sits well with this deceitful woman it seems?

10 posted on 09/14/2018 12:39:45 AM PDT by Sa-teef
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To: OddLane

This is like a sick April Fools joke - “Your mom was just arrested for murdering your dad!!”
APRIL FOOL!!!!
....
I thought there was a way to flag stories on here as being Phake Nooze ......... or however you spell it.
Babylon Bee is entirely made up stuff. That is their entire model.
But it ends up looking like “Truth that is stranger than fiction”. And then people take it seriously.
...
Wish there was a way to just ban posts from Babylon Bee.


11 posted on 09/14/2018 1:31:03 AM PDT by Honest Nigerian
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To: dalight

These retards from Gaia or whatever moronic scheme these so called elite globalists embrace make me laugh. They think the world would be so much better without all these plebs stinking the joint up. Damn fools are too stupid to realize that the numbers they want would throw the world back into the Bronze Age if not the Stone Age.


12 posted on 09/14/2018 2:36:31 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: OddLane

Evil. Pure evil.


13 posted on 09/14/2018 4:05:04 AM PDT by DownInFlames (Gals)
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To: Honest Nigerian

The post is “key worded” as satire.


14 posted on 09/14/2018 5:09:35 AM PDT by jurroppi1 (The Left doesnÂ’t have ideas, it has cliches. H/T Flick Lives)
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To: dalight

The movie doesn’t ‘assert’ that, the evil dude Thanos does.
The forces of good fight against him and his plan.


15 posted on 09/14/2018 6:19:07 AM PDT by kanawa (Trump Loves a Great Deal)
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To: OddLane

Legalized serial killer.


16 posted on 09/14/2018 6:59:38 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: OddLane

True. I guess it was just uncomfortable.


17 posted on 09/14/2018 7:51:34 AM PDT by Bigg Red (The USA news industry, the MSM-13, takes a machete to the truth. {h/t TigersEye})
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To: kanawa

Their opposition to this proposition goes, “You might be right, but this is the wrong way.” Uh.. weak tea.


18 posted on 09/14/2018 8:20:41 AM PDT by dalight
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To: dalight

It’s the “democratic way”


19 posted on 09/14/2018 8:26:37 AM PDT by Leep
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