This is like a sick April Fools joke - “Your mom was just arrested for murdering your dad!!”
APRIL FOOL!!!!
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I thought there was a way to flag stories on here as being Phake Nooze ......... or however you spell it.
Babylon Bee is entirely made up stuff. That is their entire model.
But it ends up looking like “Truth that is stranger than fiction”. And then people take it seriously.
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Wish there was a way to just ban posts from Babylon Bee.
The post is “key worded” as satire.