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Being very silly | 9/27/2018 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 09/27/2018 5:17:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Oh, this is bad for Brett Kavanaugh.

The Senate Judiciary Committee has just received an anonymous account that Kavanaugh did an unspecified thing at an unknown location at a time and date yet to be determined, and that he did it an un-quantifiable number of times. The declaration was signed by 1 to N "X"'s, which represent unnamed and anonymous witnesses. This nebulous and unstated accusation has thrown great uncertainty into his nomination.

Senator Hirohsi (D-HI) stated, "This is just the sort of thing that puts a cloud over Brett Kavanaugh. Do we want Supreme Court Justices that are accused of such heinous and unknowable acts?"

Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) angrily said, "Undefined accusations make Kavanaugh an nonviable candidate. I call for an immediate FBI investigation to see if there is any merit to these vague and unformed charges. I demand that Kavanaugh withdraw his candidacy in the meantime."

Senator FineSlime (D-CA) admitted that these undetermined accusations were introduced at a rather late time, in violation of Senate rules, but stated that "There are, literally, an infinite number of additional, accompanying charges that will be coming. Can we afford to look into each one? Withdraw!"

This is a breaking story, no more details will be coming.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: duac; fake; kavanaugh; thecruicible2; witchhunt
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1 posted on 09/27/2018 5:17:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Uh my.


2 posted on 09/27/2018 5:19:47 AM PDT by tennmountainman ("Trust Sessions" Yeah Right)
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To: Lazamataz

It’s over then.

Kavanaugh should have never agreed to his nomination not knowing these undefined accusations were coming.


3 posted on 09/27/2018 5:20:10 AM PDT by TADSLOS (I hate Russian Dolls. They are so full of themselves.)
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To: Trump20162020; ealgeone; Travis McGee; LS; NorthMountain; hsmomx3; cowboyusa; DouglasKC; Josa; ...

Kavanaugh is SO guilty of something or other.


4 posted on 09/27/2018 5:20:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz (On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
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To: Lazamataz
Kavanaugh’s accuser — Christine Blasey Ford — proudly posing with Soros.


5 posted on 09/27/2018 5:20:44 AM PDT by Hostage (Article V (Proud Member of the Deranged Q Fringe))
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To: TADSLOS
It’s over then. Kavanaugh should have never agreed to his nomination not knowing these undefined accusations were coming.

See, this tells me that Kavanaugh has an uncertain motivation and an unknowable level of ethics.

6 posted on 09/27/2018 5:21:21 AM PDT by Lazamataz (On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
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To: Lazamataz


7 posted on 09/27/2018 5:21:46 AM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: Hostage

That doesn’t look anything like the photos previously released.

Can you provide the source?


8 posted on 09/27/2018 5:22:31 AM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: Lazamataz

It’s irrefuteaable prufe of Russian Collision!


9 posted on 09/27/2018 5:23:11 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing")
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To: Lazamataz
I pinched a girl's butt in college and she slapped me. We're still friends.

There is no way I would run for office. I don't have skeletons in a closet, I have a whole storage unit.

10 posted on 09/27/2018 5:23:25 AM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: Lazamataz

This crosses the line for me. He needs to remove himself from consideration.

:-D


11 posted on 09/27/2018 5:23:40 AM PDT by cuban leaf
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To: Lazamataz

Going through the 20 items or less checkout line....with more than 20 items.


12 posted on 09/27/2018 5:23:41 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lazamataz

He’s shady and apparently a criminal genius.

He’s fully qualified to be a Democrat senator.


13 posted on 09/27/2018 5:24:22 AM PDT by TADSLOS (I hate Russian Dolls. They are so full of themselves.)
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To: Lazamataz

Where was Kavanaugh during My Lai!?!?!


14 posted on 09/27/2018 5:24:47 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Lazamataz

Golly....that “report” is troubling (smirk).


15 posted on 09/27/2018 5:25:11 AM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: Lazamataz

I found a couple of specifics that might be his downfall.

A woman named Wilma (surname redacted) claims that Bret Kavanaugh “pinched” her “butt” in 2,000 BC.

At the time, she was married to Fred (surname redacted) and the mother of one son. She says her son’s violent tendencies are the direct result of the assault.


16 posted on 09/27/2018 5:25:13 AM PDT by Ken Regis
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To: Hostage

Christine Blasey Ford wishes she looked like that.


17 posted on 09/27/2018 5:25:19 AM PDT by CaptainK ("no collusion, no obstruction, he's a leaker")
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To: Lazamataz

Whatever happened to the “oh the huge manatee” picture. I weep for the huge manatee this morning.


18 posted on 09/27/2018 5:25:51 AM PDT by PrincessB
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ACTION ALERT: Democrat Sen Kamala Harris has some 3000 Facebook ads against Kavanagh.
Harris is urging voters to sign a petition highlighting what she says is his opposition to Roe v. Wade and loyalty to President Trump.
NOTE WELL: Harris’s petition links to a fundraising page suggesting contributions of $15 or more to her campaign......
Harris isn’t up for re-election this year, but has presidential ambitions.

Linking opposition to Kav w/ fund-raising looks suspiciously like Democrat blackmail.
She and other Democrats are scrounging for campaign money on the back of Kavanaugh's nomination.

=============================================

ACTION NOW: Americans demand charges be filed against Kamala....and other Democrats....
who undermine the political system, by putting a price on their votes against Kavanaugh.

Call President Trump: Comments: 202-456-1111 Switchboard: 202-456-1414

US CONGRESS SWITCHBOARD: (202) 224-3121

U.S. Department of Justice
950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20530-0001

Comment Line: 202-353-1555
Switchboard: 202-514-2000

19 posted on 09/27/2018 5:25:54 AM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: Lazamataz

Uh oh, indeed. The FBI should investigate immediately.


20 posted on 09/27/2018 5:26:26 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Liberals, piss off. That is all.)
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