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Dems: 'We May Have Lost The SCOTUS Seat, But At Least We Kept Our Dignity'
Babylon Bee ^ | October 8, 2018 | BB

Posted on 10/08/2018 12:15:30 PM PDT by OddLane

Democratic leaders consoled themselves from their failure to stop Brett Kavanaugh from assuming a seat on the Supreme Court Monday by reminding the nation that although they lost the SCOTUS seat, they were able to keep their dignity.

As liberal protesters banged on the doors of the Supreme Court and attempted to claw them open, Senate Democrats calmed their constituents by pointing out that they were able to be the bigger person in all this.

"At very least, we didn't drag our political process to new depths and make ourselves look like petulant children," said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer...

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; humor; satire; schumer
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1 posted on 10/08/2018 12:15:30 PM PDT by OddLane
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2 posted on 10/08/2018 12:16:54 PM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith......)
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To: OddLane

They didn’t lose their dignity because they had no dignity left to lose.


3 posted on 10/08/2018 12:17:36 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man.)
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To: OddLane

I love the Babylon Bee.

FWIW, I have no doubt they really, truly think this.


4 posted on 10/08/2018 12:17:44 PM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith......)
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To: OddLane
Yes, it's a satire site.

-PJ

5 posted on 10/08/2018 12:17:59 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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“At very least, we didn’t drag our political process to new depths and make ourselves look like petulant children,” said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer...
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Really? You just can’t make this stuff up...the depths of their delusions know no bounds.


6 posted on 10/08/2018 12:18:02 PM PDT by House Atreides (BOYCOTT the NFL, its products and players 100% - PERMANENTLY)
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metmo, your emojo is great!


7 posted on 10/08/2018 12:18:23 PM PDT by Notthereyet (Notthereyet)
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To: OddLane
You get Taylor Swift. We get the Supreme Court.

Fair is fair.

8 posted on 10/08/2018 12:18:39 PM PDT by Drew68 (Twitter @TheRealDrew68 https://twitter.com/TheRealDrew68)
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To: OddLane

Is this sarcasm or satire or have we been transmogrified in to the Bizzaro Universe?


9 posted on 10/08/2018 12:18:51 PM PDT by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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“we didn’t drag our political process to new depths and make ourselves look like petulant children,” said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer”

Yes you did.

That is exactly what you were, screaming, whining, crying spoiled brats throwing one temper tantrum after another.


10 posted on 10/08/2018 12:18:51 PM PDT by detective
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To: OddLane

Beautiful.


11 posted on 10/08/2018 12:19:07 PM PDT by Interesting Times (WinterSoldier.com. SwiftVets.com. ToSetTheRecordStraight.com.)
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"At very least, we didn't drag our political process to new depths and make ourselves look like petulant children," said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer...

You think not, huh Chuckie???? Schoomie and his Commie Rats are the punch line on a bad joke. . . .

12 posted on 10/08/2018 12:20:59 PM PDT by RatRipper (The Democrat Party is the party of liars, swindlers, cheats and unbridled immorality.)
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Very dignified.

13 posted on 10/08/2018 12:21:10 PM PDT by Hugin ("Not one step from his weapons should a traveler take"...Havamal 38)
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To: OddLane

What dignity? Shrieks, screams and crying like a 19th century insane asylum is not what I call dignified.


14 posted on 10/08/2018 12:22:18 PM PDT by Midwesterner53
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To: OddLane

The Onion was great 10+ years ago. But once the NYT and other media started competing on their turf the Onion can’t stand out. The Bee has the same problem - great articles but too much competition. /sarc


15 posted on 10/08/2018 12:22:28 PM PDT by LostPassword
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Baybalon Bee is satire, but it might as well be real because it gets so close to the actual reality of how these dumbkopfs think.


16 posted on 10/08/2018 12:22:42 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
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To: OddLane

The Onion?


17 posted on 10/08/2018 12:22:52 PM PDT by LydiaLong
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To: SES1066

It is, but yes, anyway.

I’m sure they really think that.


18 posted on 10/08/2018 12:23:19 PM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith......)
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To: Political Junkie Too

Good satire is that it is believable. . . Chuckie just didn’t say it . . . yet.


19 posted on 10/08/2018 12:23:24 PM PDT by RatRipper (The Democrat Party is the party of liars, swindlers, cheats and unbridled immorality.)
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To: Hugin

“Unhinged child on Aisle Three...
Someone, please pick up your unhinged child...”


20 posted on 10/08/2018 12:24:35 PM PDT by gathersnomoss (Grace and Dignity Will Win The Day)
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