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Roasted Pig Head Sniffed Out By Customs Beagle At Airport
cbs2la ^ | October 17, 2018 at 7:02 am

Posted on 10/17/2018 9:09:26 AM PDT by BenLurkin

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To: BenLurkin
On my last trip to Honduras with my sister and BIL, we had a beach side pig roast at his half brother's cabin along the coast. The pig looked just like that one in the picture.......

There's nothing wrong with that pig that a knife and fork can't take care of.

21 posted on 10/17/2018 9:45:12 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (The art of lock picking began during the era of chastity belts.......)
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To: BenLurkin

"...fragrant roasted pork dinner..."


The innocent traveler may have been using it as a simple yet effective anti-terrorism / anti-Muslim protection device.
Terrorist threatens to crash the aircraft, the passenger threatens their remains to be mixed with pork for all eternity.


22 posted on 10/17/2018 9:45:16 AM PDT by Blue Jays ( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
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To: BenLurkin

I dearly love BBQ, but while in Spain ordered roast suckling pig at a place famous for the dish. I reconciled myself to the appearance of the dish, but it was not good. I made it through one drumstick sized ham and that was all I could do. Horrible greasy thing.


23 posted on 10/17/2018 9:46:02 AM PDT by bk1000 (I stand with Trump)
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To: BenLurkin

We flew back from Egypt with a copy of a Egyptian statue.
Xray at security in San Francisco wanted to know if we had a chicken in our baggage.
We all laughed once the look of “WTF” was off our faces.


24 posted on 10/17/2018 9:48:31 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: rlmorel

Rooooooooooooh! Roooooooooh!

(Beagle bark)


25 posted on 10/17/2018 9:53:25 AM PDT by headstamp 2
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To: BenLurkin

CBP Area Port Director Carey Davis hailed Hardy’s work as illustrating “the tremendous expertise of our four-legged K-9 partners in protecting the United States.”


He may be great at his job, but let’s be honest, any old hound dog with one working nostril could have found that roast pig’s head.


26 posted on 10/17/2018 9:53:33 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: BenLurkin

Salt, pepper and garlic. Any nose would get twitching.


27 posted on 10/17/2018 9:56:01 AM PDT by deadrock
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To: BenLurkin

I guess they didn’t like the in flight menu???


28 posted on 10/17/2018 9:56:34 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Ruth Bader Ginsburg doctor is a taxidermist.)
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To: BenLurkin

If it was roasted, what was the problem?


29 posted on 10/17/2018 10:26:13 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: headstamp 2

LOL! When I was 14, I had a major crush on the daughter of a Chief on the Navy base I lived on, and her name was Carmen. She was old enough (maybe 16) and hot enough where the sailors were eyeing her...but she was waaaay out of my league.

Her dad raised beagles, and somehow he had permission to keep all the beagles in the small chain-link fenced in area at the bottom of a water tower on the base.

I used to help Carmen feed the dogs, and I used a pole with a bucket full of prepared dog chow on each end held over my shoulders, with which I would slop the dogs.

This was the only way I could even exist in the same world as Carmen, so...for a guy with BCD (birth control device) glasses, that was it. Carry her dog chow.

Before those dogs could even see us, when were on the other side of a hill hundreds of yards away from us, I swear they must have been able to smell the food coming, because they would start beagle-howling, about 15-25 of them, with such a racket you could hear them all over the base!!!!

Hahahaha...doing that distinctive “Rooooooooooooh! Roooooooooh!”

Makes me smile and laugh just to think of it!


30 posted on 10/17/2018 10:29:42 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: rlmorel

Great throwback story, rlmorel! :-)

31 posted on 10/17/2018 10:39:03 AM PDT by Blue Jays ( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
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Thanks, Blue Jays...there is something I find comical about beagles, but I don't think I would want to own one. After hearing the incessant howling...

I saw this adorable video a while back and was horrified-cute, but this person has no idea what she is doing by encouraging this beagle to howl!

Adorable beagle puppy learns how to howl for the first time

I mean, it is cute as all get out, but...I was wincing, knowing what is in store for those people as the dog gets older!

32 posted on 10/17/2018 11:01:21 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: BenLurkin

Those damn beagles will sniff out everything.


33 posted on 10/17/2018 11:23:28 AM PDT by Rannug (When you're dead, you're dead. Until then fight with everything you have.)
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To: rlmorel

LMFAO. sooo true.


34 posted on 10/17/2018 11:25:01 AM PDT by Rannug (When you're dead, you're dead. Until then fight with everything you have.)
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To: BenLurkin

Dog Finds Meat. Is that even really news?


35 posted on 10/17/2018 2:23:49 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: rlmorel

"...something I find comical about beagles..."


Agreed! I love all hounds and find their baying very endearing. Likely because I only occasionally petsit them. :-)

36 posted on 10/17/2018 4:57:28 PM PDT by Blue Jays ( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
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To: rdl6989

China

Can’t transport due to political BS.


37 posted on 10/17/2018 8:49:26 PM PDT by mabarker1 (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!!)
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To: BenLurkin

My ex buys 3 foot long filets at Costco, freezes them here in a freezer, and takes them back to Switzerland in his suitcase. He has also been known to bring back Costco gallons of vodka and tequila same way.


38 posted on 10/17/2018 8:54:20 PM PDT by Yaelle
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I wasn’t questioning what the rules were.


39 posted on 10/18/2018 12:31:59 AM PDT by posterchild (anti-science: thinking a fetus is distinct from a tumor and sex is determined by chromosomes)
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