NFL LIVE THREAD: Week 7

10-18-18

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD Week 7

THURSDAY, OCT 18, 2018 (All Times Eastern)

Denver at Arizona 8:20 pm
NFLN/Fox State Farm Stadium

SUNDAY, OCT 21, 2018

Tennessee "at" L.A. Chargers 9:30 am
CBS Wembley Stadium (London, UK)

Buffalo at Indianapolis 1:00 pm CBS Lucas Oil Stadium

Carolina at Philadelphia 1:00 pm
FOX Lincoln Financial Field

Cleveland at Tampa Bay 1:00 pm
FOX Raymond James Stadium

Detroit at Miami 1:00 pm
FOX Hard Rock Stadium

Houston at Jacksonville 1:00 pm
CBS TIAA Bank Field

Minnesota at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm
FOX MetLife Stadium

New England at Chicago 1:00 pm
CBS Soldier Field

New Orleans at Baltimore 4:05 pm
FOX M&T Bank Stadium

Dallas at Washington 4:25 pm
CBS FedEx Field Tickets

L.A. Rams at San Francisco 4:25 pm
CBS Levi's Stadium

Cincinnati at Kansas City 8:20 pm
NBC Arrowhead Stadium

MONDAY, OCT 22, 2018

N.Y. Giants at Atlanta 8:15 pm
ESPN Mercedes-Benz Stadium

Week 7 Bye Teams: Green Bay, Oakland, Pittsburgh, Seattle

[Impy]

I was this close to taking the bag off my head, oh to feel the sweet air on my face once again. But despite picking them to win I had a feeling the Bears would lose.....

"Yup, that was me."

"Oh yuck, first the skunk and now this thing? Shoo, whatever you are!"

I think he's those anthropomorphized intestines from that Super Bowl Ad.

"Yup, I'm your gut, nice to make your acquaintance."

I wish I could say the feeling is mutual but you are pretty disgusting to look at.

"Just like your traitor threads disgust decent people like me evey week, BOY"

COTT, yeah yeah shut up a minute Ser Dum Dum, I have a bone to pick with my guts here.

"What's the trouble, Imp?"

Iregulaity, boofing, and also I never know when to trust you. Sometimes I go with what you say and you're wrong, sometimes I ignore you and you turn out to be right."

"Yeah, ain't I a stinker! I tricked ole' Bendy in picking against his Boys last week too! Haha!"

"Excuse me, what is boofing"?

"What the hell is THIS THING NOW!!??! I knew we shouldn't have installed that saloon-style door!"

"I think that's a Richard Blumenthal. A rare creature that goes #2 out of it's mouth and talks out of it's rear."

"That's highly offensive, I'll have you know that I was alive during the Vietman War! And I'm not rare, there are over 200 of me on Capitol Hill alone. I'll ask again, what is boofing"

Ask your mom, now get outta here!!

"Yeah, take a hike!!! Kneeler!!!"

Ser, I'm glad we could find common ground on this issue!

"Don't mention it, you sportball loving cuck!"

Well, I have a splitting headache so that's all for now.

"What, that's all? You only used Belly Button girl twice! Pathetic, lazy!!!! Boycott!!!"

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING

Let me know if you want on/off the list.

Bout an hour till Thursday kickoff if you didn't post your Thursday pick on last week's thread.

My Thursday pick: Arizona

[who_would_fardels_bear]

She bares for the Bears. A true fan if there ever was one!

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Is it possible for Oakland to lose in a bye week?

[rlmorel]

Heya Impy, thanks for the thread...

[detective]

My picks:

Denver
Tennessee
Carolina
Indy
Tampa Bay
Detroit
Houston
Minnesota
New England
New Orleans
Washington
L.A. Rams
K.C.
Atlanta

[pepsi_junkie]

The choice is clear: Broncos will win against the hapless Cardinals. Go ahead and call your bookies, you heard it here first.

[Rummyfan]

Going with the Cardinals tonight.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

THURSDAY, OCT 18, 2018
Arizona

SUNDAY, OCT 21, 2018
L.A. Chargers
Buffalo
Philadelphia
Tampa Bay
Detroit
Houston
N.Y. Jets
New England
New Orleans
Dallas
L.A. Rams
Cincinnati

MONDAY, OCT 22, 2018
Atlanta

[Enterprise]

Sorry BBG, I can't take the Bears this week. Forgive me.

Broncos
Chargers
Patriots
Colts
Dolphins
Jets
Eagles
Bucs
Jaguars
Saints
Rams
Redskins
Chiefs
Falcons

[atc23]

Is it possible for Oakland to lose in a bye week?

They lost the bye week last year so I think the answer is indoubably!

[Blue Highway]

Broncos
Chargers
Colts
Eagles
Browns
Dolphins
Jags
Jets
Bears
Saints
Fauxahontas' team
Rams
Chefs
Falcons

[Impy]

Welcolme. What would you like your little icon for the picks contest to be? Examples

I can choose or find one for you if you want.

[real saxophonist]

I've told you before, I don't give a crap about the NFL, but your and Bender's threads are entertaining.

Broncos are done for the season. It's all Jake Butt's fault. He got injured and is out for the season. If the Broncos had Jake Butt, they would have won every game.

I don't know if that's true, I just think it's funny to say Jake Butt.

[darkangel82]

They’re smashing up the Cards 28-3 so I put baseball back on.

[real saxophonist]

It’d be 54-3 if Jake Butt was playing. 8~)

[dfwgator]

That may be the single worst half of football an NFL team has played in years.

[real saxophonist]

Jake Butt is sitting at home laughing his butt off.

[teeman8r]

Yikes... I hope I picked Denver.

[teeman8r]

Phew. I picked Denver.