Posted on 10/21/2018 2:51:24 PM PDT by EdnaMode
if it cant lick it self it ain”t a dog
Ya know...
When I was about 5 years old I watched Lon Chaney Jr. in The Wolf Man and my career/life goals suddenly were to become a werewolf.
So... back in the summer of 1973, in Ft. Lauderdale, I spent a week or so running around our back yard, during the day of course, because when the moon was out I was in bed, and pretending I was a werewolf.
That lasted for about a week.
Had I had different parents, and been a kid now — I’d be some sort of transgendered trans species thing... and I’d be promoted by the liberal media as some sort of hero...
For the record, I did NOT grow up to be a werewolf. I am a housewife and school teacher and writer... with a normal family. I do, however, have a penchant for old school horror films, and watch Svengoolie religiously, but that’s about it...
Thank God I grew up when I did...
Doggie style?
Truly weird. A genuine woman, who self-declares herself as a fake man is living with “his” husband, who’s a real man and declares himself as a real man. Do they have sex as a normal man and woman would, especially because the real man in the relationship is the designated “husband” or do they do some other weird thing? Now the fake male, the biological woman in the relationship, has assumed the traditional “she” role. Frustrated in that role, she’s self-declared herself as a dog.
The only better self-declaration I could think of would be if Obola had self-declared “himself” as an eagle, put on an eagle costume, climbed to the top of the Washington Monument, let out a loud screech, jumped off, and tried to fly to the ground.
Just try a Great Dane, whose goals in life are to take over the only couch in the house and to convert his “owner and master” into his personal valet, efforts a Great Dane often succeeds at.
Best. Mental. Image. Ever.
Oh for Pete’s sake! This is proof the guy is nuts.
Far as I know, SJL isn’t a butt-sniffer
But I could be wrong about that
I was going to post this picture:
But then I read the article and the dude is even worse!
:My German Shepherd watched that video and would very much like to meet her............
No such thing.
.... If you read the article, it’s a girl pretending to be a guy, who evidently marries a gay guy who considers her his “husband,” even though she’s now pretending to be a dog.
This makes my head hurt. I am glad that I lead a boring life.
I hope it doesn’t have a litter. No more rescue dogs for this house......
Indeed. At this moment, the 195 pound Great Dane is snoring on the couch. Hubby and I are sitting in chairs. I am sure a snack will be required when she wakes up.
LOL.
195 lb., WOW! Mine’s only 129 but, at nearly 8 years old, makes up for it by having, so far, good health. The problem with them is they really manage to get into their humans.
I suggested to a good friend who’s close to Knox Co. law enforcement that they might want to consider mine for guard/attack dog work; unfortunately they’d have to provide him with his own couch and a private valet. My friend made an obscene gesture and some disgusting sounds; I can’t figure out why.
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