Posted on 10/25/2018 1:55:10 PM PDT by markomalley
Thanks.
Sometimes I think I fall into the trap that one town did in the old joke, to wit:
A traveler stopped at a country cafe / bar / honky took out in a VERY rural area to eat dinner before setting out on the long road again.
The place was surprisingly packed for such a sparsely populated area so he had to eat at the bar. As he got his burger, a truly impressive affair for so little cash, one of the yokels announced that it was open mic comedy night and introduced the first up, a shy and lovely young lady whom he called a mic night virgin.
She waved and giggled a bit before timidly saying: “31.” and the place roared with guffaws. Encouraged she rattled off the more numbers to even more laughs before leaving the stage in triumph.
And leaving the traveler thoroughly flummoxed.
The next two acts were the same, just calling out numbers and people laughing.
The man got the bartender’s atrention and asked.
“It’s mic night.” he explained.
“But they’re just calling out numbers?”
“Oh! Oh, oh, yeah, got you ... I thought you were a new face. No, you see, we all know all the jokes anyone knows here so they’ve just become numbers. Say a number and we know the joke.”
“REALLY?”
“Really, really.”
So with that info he asked the bartender to watch his burger and he went to talk to the MC.
In short order he was standing before the crowd, eager to pull one over on the yokels.
“22.” he said confidently.
Crickets .. a cough.
The man slunk off the stage and came face to face with the MC.
“Is 22 a bad joke?”
“’Bout the funniest we know ... but, sir, you just can’t tell a joke. Totally butchered it.”
Shitheadah Duhveeda
Shinehead was such a descriptive name though
She’ll look better in a burka.
Oh wow, Islam. She’s totally giving the finger to the nuns and stuff.
Edgy, rebellious, unexpected!
“I remember when she said she was a Lesbian, that lasted for about six months.”
It must have left a bad taste in her mouth.
Sometimes I slay me.
He shoots he scores & the dingbat is toast! We’ll done sir!
Mental illness is the only problem she has.
Totally killed it!
It’s just too hard to listen too.
I’ve got to say my throat tightens up when I see all the pain in her face. Even if she brought a lot of it on herself by her own sinful mistakes-— What a suffering soul.
I really believe mental/emotional illness is worse that the most painful physical disease.
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Dear Shuhada: I hope you are happy now. We’ll see.
Notice that she was wearing a Jewish symbol (star) while venting her hate for a Catholic symbol and now rejects both for Islam - a religion that was built on venting hate against both.
Burka or no burka, the bitch is too crazy not to expect her in the news again.
I don't know, whether that will be for a fatwa against her for blasphemies against her new religion, or for her involvement in a fatwa bombing plot, but her twisted mind will definitely draw her to the flame of more offensive public acts.
If her future address ever becomes public, she should be flooded with entry forms for the next Draw Mohamed contest - just for the fun of testing that twisted mind.
Just another mentally ill attention seeking nutjob.
When you can boil your new name down to
Shu’vitt,
I’m not sure you thought it all the way through.
I guess her new name is Kreema Wheet
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