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Beto O'Rourke Takes DNA Test (Satire)
10/25/18 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 10/25/2018 6:39:33 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Beto O'Rourke submitted DNA samples last week to lay to rest the doubt that he may not be of Hispanic origin. Unlike Liz Warren, who submitted her samples to a professional and family friend, Beto submitted saliva samples to Ancestry.com and 23andMe for evaluation.

Ancestry.com results concluded that Beto had no direct Hispanic heritage but his foremothers may have diddled some Vikings or Brits which accounted for his 30% non-Irish heritage.

23andMe results were essentially the same as the Ancestry.com results with the exception that there was a 2% probability that Beto was related to a breakfast burrito from the Austin, Tx area Taco Bell or Stripes.


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 10/25/2018 6:39:33 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

99 44/100% moron.


2 posted on 10/25/2018 6:41:42 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Twitter is Trump's laser pointer and the DemocRats are all cats.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Beto had better take the test before Cruz kicks his lilly white ass.


3 posted on 10/25/2018 6:44:10 PM PDT by laplata (The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Too funny


4 posted on 10/25/2018 9:17:42 PM PDT by Jaded (Pope Francis? Not really a fan... miss the last guy who recognized how Islam spread... the sword.ag)
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